Tell these to a christimaniac and watch their faces. Very much funny
2006-08-02 05:27:53 · 8 answers · asked by theagitator@sbcglobal.net 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is to AznDonut and the other sheep baaaaah!
Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an as*hole.
I see that on bumper stickers all the time.
And...
One beautiful Sunday morning, a priest announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $10 sermon that lasts a full hour. "Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
2006-08-02 05:33:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
M. Schumacher dies and goes to Heaven. There saint Peter shows him his hotel room and says that he has a car but in Heaven are only cars from Renault. Schumacher gets angry and say to Peter: "what the hell is this crap? when i came here i saw a Ferrari car with number of Napoli so how come you have only Renault cars?" then Peter answers:"Sorry but it's not from Napoli it's from Nazareth and the guy is boss' son"
2006-08-02 05:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the version between Jesus Christ and an oil portray? you in basic terms choose one nail to hold up a image. What did Jesus say as he grow to be being crucified? "Ahhhhhhhhhhh...!"
2016-12-14 18:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the athiests go to hell?
Because they never accepted Jesus Christ.
2006-08-02 05:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what kind of jesus jokes are you looking for?
2006-08-02 05:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by ruby4hailey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
would you send me jokes about atheists
2006-08-02 05:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by duc602 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupidity and childishness have yet to truly offend me. It just makes me feel sad for you.
2006-08-02 05:32:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good....the atheist joke.
2006-08-02 05:32:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋