I used to work as a spy for the CIA got fired for giving rivals secret information now no one wants to hire me. I submitted an application to McDonalds, Target, Nike, have not got a response back, any ideas?? Ask your managers if they want to hire a really efficient honest worker. Thanks much!
2006-08-02 05:21:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
fbi would take you, just make sure you lie on the application, they don't like honest people
2006-08-03 02:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by Amangela 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I believe there is an opening for a traffic director on the freeway in L. A. You need to be able to move fast to avoid oncoming cars and trucks. Rest assured that if you accidentally get hit, then whoever hit you will get a ticket......
2006-08-02 12:28:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave the country go to Mexico, come back in as an illegal alien. No taxes, no social sercurity taken out, free health care and free education.
2006-08-02 14:52:29 · answer #3 · answered by isanynameavialable 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try Walmart.
2006-08-02 12:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could get a job in the recycling industry.
2006-08-02 12:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a paper round, bozo!
2006-08-02 16:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your lieing you werent a spy youre probly a hobo
2006-08-02 19:54:55 · answer #7 · answered by Jack™ [GO HAWKS!!!] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perhaps the mental hospital has an opening
2006-08-02 12:26:08 · answer #8 · answered by sick of it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't want to hire you.
2006-08-02 22:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by RunSueRun 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How honest can a traitor be?
2006-08-02 15:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋