Because he was hung like this!
2006-08-02 04:56:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
People can't seem to take a joke..
2006-08-02 05:07:07 · update #1
Jesus was indeed hung like a donkey. And he was never too proud to go down. Moreover, when gals brought up their seemingly insubstantial personal problems, he would tilt his head to one side, nod occasionally, let his eyes mist over and say things like, "How awful that must have been!"
The irony of all of this, if scripture is to be accepted as fact, is that Jesus was a player. This was before AIDS, you understand.
2006-08-02 05:03:21 · answer #1 · answered by Happy 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Women respect a man that can wear sandals.
Hey TerryF, Lighten up. God has a great sense of humor.
2006-08-02 05:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by murkglider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless. Women love Jesus for the same reasons men do; He is our loving, merciful Father who first loved us.
2006-08-02 05:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he is the only man who truely understands,respects, and cherishes women. Let's face it, Jesus is the perfect man.
2006-08-02 05:12:09 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does ANYONE like Jesus? I personally have a hard time attaching myself to things that arent real.
2006-08-02 05:00:30 · answer #5 · answered by yawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I so pulled that same joke out last month.
2006-08-02 05:00:20 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God will not suffer you to mock His Son for long. Beware what the devil tells you is cool.
2006-08-02 05:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he had long hair, and wants nothing from us but our hearts and service in return.
2006-08-02 04:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by lyricchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! The guy is like your idea - a mythical character...
2006-08-02 05:00:54 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They like him because he is God in the flesh, our Lord and Saviour.
2006-08-02 05:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by Ice Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋