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A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,
> >>the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Murphy,
> >>standing stark naked one with his knob in a bowl of custard,
> >>and the other with his knob stuck in a pear. The host is really
> >>shocked
> >>and says, "Well, what the heck are you doing? You could get
> >>arrested standing out there in the street like that. Anyhow what
> >>emotion is this supposed to be?!?!" Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokin
> >>discustard,
> >>and Murphy here has just come in dispair."

2006-08-02 04:50:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

The hostess, disgusted herself, sends Paddy & Murphy to church to confess their sins. They end up drunk in a hospital lobby. A nurse comes by with a bedpan that Paddy dips his finger in and sniffs. He turns to Murphy and says "Let's get out of here! It's Pisscopalian!"

2006-08-02 05:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 3 1

oh thank goodness... theres not a chance i would have slept tonight. Wasn't expecting it to be a rude one either lol.

2006-08-02 11:55:51 · answer #2 · answered by Bobbin 3 · 0 0

thats really funny! lolololol

2006-08-02 11:57:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ahahhahahaahahhaaha omg

2006-08-02 12:33:36 · answer #4 · answered by lisa 3 · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha lmfao!!!!!!!!
vey funny!!!

2006-08-02 11:58:15 · answer #5 · answered by Gigi 2 · 0 0

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