I'll take a Satanist moving in next door over a Christian any day of the week. My experience with them is they let you lead your life, they respect you, they don't care if you are different or live differently than they do, they mind their own damn business if you mind yours, and they don't preach or try to convert you. Their fashion sense usually leaves something to be desired, but that's unimportant. Christians are just gigantic pains in the butt. So why do Satanists act towards others the way Christians SHOULD, and Christians act like they (falsely) accuse Satanists of acting? Is this Bizarro-world or is it me?
And they don't molest your kids like the local Deacon.
2006-08-02 04:47:44 · 10 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have some of you myth-posters ever MET a Satanist, or have you just seen them on TV? LOL goats! Goats??? Are you retarded or just overjoyed?
2006-08-02 04:57:11 · update #1
Ha! Good luck with this. No one really knows what a Satanisit is. They actually think they drink blood and slaughter goats. Satanists, for the unenlightened, don't do these things and generally feel logic and minding their own damn business is the way to go.
2006-08-02 04:57:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many questions, but I will do my best since I assume that you really want to know the answers.
1. Why are Satanists much more moral, intelligent, and accepting than Christians?
Ans: They are not. When would you like to take an IQ test with me?
2. So why do Satanists act towards others the way Christians SHOULD, and Christians act like they (falsely) accuse Satanists of acting?
ans: If you mean why don't Christians hate other people more, it is because they don't want to hate anyone. If you wonder why they accuse you of acting irrational, only you can answer that question.
3. Is this Bizarro-world or is it me?
Ans: This is not the Bizarro-world, so.....
2006-08-02 04:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by joe_on_drums 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Overall, I'd tend to agree with you - Satanists would be less likely to freak out over me doing my Rituals in my backyard.
The only reason I'd be reluctant to live next door to an avowed Satanist is because of how they might interpret "Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved." Do they mean the person has to literally ask to be relieved of the burden, or can the Satanist interpret it as "They're not happy with it, I'll take it and relieve them of the burden" and use their own judgement? To me, that seems a little too open to abuse.
2006-08-02 05:04:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have no idea how a Christian should act. Ever heard of the great commission?
Does it supprise you that catholic peadophile deacons and preists are not Christian at all but probably more satanist than the marylon manson band?
http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Roman%20Catholicism/satanism_in_the_vatican.htm
2006-08-02 04:57:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not all christians are royal pains but you do hjave a point satanists are less annoying
2006-08-02 04:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by Patrick k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for your amusing post. i'll be sure to remember that next time someone starts killing goats next door to call upon the name of evil.
because good can definitely come from people who love evil, right? Oh, wait...
2006-08-02 04:54:14 · answer #6 · answered by JoeSchmoe06 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Uh, somone's jaded beyond logic.
2006-08-02 04:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by ruffdiesel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, satanists are **NOT** more intelligent & accepting than Christians!!
They are hateful, mean, & full of malice!!!!
2006-08-02 05:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by clusium1971 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahahahaha i totally agree
2006-08-02 04:52:27 · answer #9 · answered by so_hot_i_steam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, someone wants to go to hell.
2006-08-02 04:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋