String Theory
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
2006-08-02 04:46:51 · 14 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!!!
2006-08-02 04:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by L D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot to mention that the string went into the bar to get laced!
2006-08-02 05:06:14 · answer #2 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-02 04:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by siropson 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there's a English guy, an Irish guy and a Scottish guy, sometime all of them verify to pass parachuting. till now the English guy jumps he drops a rose, the Irish guy a shamrock and the Scottish guy a bomb. while the English guy lands he sees a boy crying and asks why the boy replies 'a rose fell from the sky and killed a female.' while the Irish guy lands he sees a female crying and asks why the female replies ' a shamrock fell and killed a guy.' while the Scottish guy lands he a boy giggling and asks why, the boy replies ' I farted and the guy next to me blew up'
2016-10-01 09:33:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe..Punchline? Nope, IM AFRAID NOT!
nice shot dude!
2006-08-02 05:39:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
iamigloo already posted this sorry sweetiepie check ya later ♥
2006-08-02 09:44:03 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! Very cute!
2006-08-02 05:22:13 · answer #7 · answered by Lady C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is pretty cute!
2006-08-02 04:51:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good chuckle...going to tell my son now....
2006-08-02 04:54:16 · answer #9 · answered by sweet ivy lyn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it
2006-08-05 21:15:07 · answer #10 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋