I found a lump on my Hezbollah. I am really scared. Is it God's will, or would he want me to go to the doctor?
2006-08-02 04:42:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hilarious!
He knows about your lump. It's His will what will happen next. I say let it go, maybe it will turn into a portrait of the Virgin Mary then you can sell it on Ebay and make some cash.
2006-08-02 04:55:13 · answer #1 · answered by sara bellum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God gives you lots of messages to get his point across. Listen to the first whisper before he knocks you down.
Doctors do the Lord's work here on Earth - go visit them.
2006-08-02 11:46:32 · answer #2 · answered by lrad1952 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hezbollah is always evil and will never get virgins in heaven or hell. Get rid of it
2006-08-02 11:46:27 · answer #3 · answered by paanbahar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freak
2006-08-02 11:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by sick of it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wax it for a while and see if the lump comes out.
2006-08-02 11:47:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your *** to the doctor and stop doing what ever you been doing. Pray to God for forgiveness.
2006-08-02 11:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by A True Leo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relax, honey, there's supposed to be a lump there.
2006-08-02 11:54:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you have any pain in your hezbollahs , thats probably him telling you to go.
2006-08-02 11:47:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really scary! I'm concerned about the chunk missing from my "Supreme Being".
2006-08-02 11:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know, I thought this was going somewhere totally different with the start of the question...my minds in the gutter today! hehe
2006-08-02 11:46:59 · answer #10 · answered by ♀♥♂ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋