What is today's nutcase christian quote of the day?

Question

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but God is my shield and your aim is off. "

-an actual response to one of my questions, i swear i couldn't make this stuff up if i tried

Answer 1

try this website for some great fundie quotes:

http://www.fstdt.com

Answer 2

My brother married a Christian girl and her family are the most self-righteous, conceited people around. They are just too good for the rest of us.

On their fridge, there is a magnet that says, "Christians aren't perfect -- just forgiven."

When I read it, I felt like I was going to be sick -- and that had nothing to do with god convicting me that I needed jesus. No, it was because the hyprocrisy and stuff they try to shove in our face is appalling, and this is just another example of it.

Then again maybe we should join them. We could get saved and then do whatever we want after that point and say that god understands cuz he loves and has given us his saving grace. Yeah, right. When elephants move to the North Pole.

Answer 3

That was a good response to one of your stupid questions - actually, for those who don't know, that answer was a response to Chad asking anyone if they had videos of babies being ripped out of their mother's wombs because he was bored.

And I think a better example of a "nutcase christian quote" would be something like........ "We like Chad".

Because Christians aren't going to give you the answers you want.....and the only nutcases around here are you and those who think like you.

Answer 4

Wherefore Hanun took David's servants, and shaved them, and cut off their garments in the midst hard by their buttocks, and sent them away. (1 Chron 19:4 & 2 Sam 10:4).
At the same time spake the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.
And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt. (Isaiah 20:2-4). Hope these few god-inspired words bless you and make your day!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 5

Oh I believe you.
In fact, I get more quotes for FSTDT.com here than any other forum. Oh and that's Fundies Say The Darndest Things .com for those of you who don't know.
It's a hilarious site where you post the inane, stupid and generally ignorant crap these christians post on a daily basis. The best case againt christianity? Christians themselves. That's my favorite quote.

Answer 6

I know you're only joking, but please don't. It's actually kinda hurtful, especially because some people are serious. I know some christians can be out of line, but it's not fair to lump us all together and call us nutcases. I never call atheists nutcases. Please just live & let live.

Answer 7

uh-huh....
You have some anger issues.
I'll pray for you.


Here's the quote of the day:

Now therefore fear the LORD, and serve him in sincerity and in truth: and put away the gods which your fathers served on the other side of the flood, and in Egypt; and serve ye the LORD.

Answer 8

Mayhaps your intellectual spar companion was of a more youthful nature than you thought?

Epona> XD Awesome.

Answer 9

I'm rubber, you are glue
whatever you say, evil or otherwise
will bounce off me
and stick to you.
So there you crappy "insert religion name here".

HA HA HA. I'll settle for honorable mention!!! :)

Answer 10

I'm a nutcase christian, you should have chosen one of mine!

Answer 11

Hahaha! Too bad they can't put their energies into something more productive than coming up with nonsensical sayings.....