I just broke up with my cheating dog boyfriend because he said that "I was sexy but, it's too many fine ladies around here for me just to choose one." He not only accused me of cheating on him, he cheated on me. They always want to blame women for their problems. And they always want everything to go their way.
2006-08-02 04:42:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You are wrong, a dog even better than a man, he he:
HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
HOW DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
3. You can train a dog.
4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
5. Dogs understand what "NO" means.
6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
7. When dogs play "fetch", they don't laugh at how you throw.
8. Dogs are color blind.
9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren't allowed to come inside.
Just want to make you laugh. Alright then. Just be happy, enjoy your life, okey?
2006-08-02 05:03:57 · answer #1 · answered by nguyenthanhtungtinbk 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Strange, I just answered a question on why all women are twats. You two need to get together. But putting that jokingly aside, not all men are dogs. You just have a habit of ending up with men who like to mess around. That is a conscious choice that you make and for that you pay the price each and every time. You should go out and find a nice man who will wine and dine you. Wine and dine him back as well..go 50/50...equal rights for everyone.^@^ Maybe something happened to you when you were young that affected you in somehow. Maybe that person violated your trust or etc. But you should break the pattern by finding somebody who care for you and love you. Your ex had some serious demons he needs to have worked out that happened to him at a younger age and he needs to fix it. But to say all men are such dogs is SO not true, just cast off the bad guys and don't attempt to sabotage relationships with the good guys. We are out there, aren't we brothas? Good luck sweety.
2006-08-02 04:58:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ask Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't think that all men are dogs. There are some but there is as a fine follow men that will stick to you and not cheat or say that you have cheated. So don't give up on love or men. Good lucky in finding the right guy.
2006-08-02 04:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by vicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you get a little older and have a wider variety of men to choose from, you'll learn that not all men are dogs! I agree, some are, but the majority are nice guys who will appreciate a young lady like yourself.
2006-08-02 04:59:00 · answer #4 · answered by City slicker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok first off, men are not dogs, please do not insult the aminal like that. My dog is faithful, and loyal and protecting of me, men can however be low to the ground egotistical snakes that will suck the life's breath out of you if you give them the opportunity. That all goes back to , if you GIVE them the opportunity. A man is only going to do what you allow him to do to you, If he feels like all he has to do is say sorry or give you flowers he will continue with his behavior. If you cut him off though because you know you deserve better, then he'll be less likely to do it to the next woman....its all about training.
2006-08-02 04:52:10 · answer #5 · answered by snowflake9540 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things like these happen when girls choose the wrong guy. Not all men are dogs just some @$$holes which treat women like trash.
2006-08-02 04:53:05 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all men are dogs just your boyfriend when you find that someone you'll be glad that there are men around. but in the mean time talk to me I won't treat you wrong. email me at (blu_ghost09@yahoo.com). plus your a nice woman it won't take long for you to meet a nice guy, you can start with me.
2006-08-02 06:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by Blu_ghost09 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all men are dogs so dnt stereotype us in that catagory.. But the group that you are referring to are insecure and not man enough to express their feelings. They can also be afraid of commitment because it is something that they have never tried before.. Dnt get mad at the dog just be happy u learned something from him LET GO and GROW.... GOD Bless
2006-08-02 05:20:43 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some men are dogs because they are really scared of showing their feelings because then you may hurt them. Because some men like to play games....
2006-08-02 04:47:58 · answer #9 · answered by lambgroni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all men are, but I think a lot of them fall into that category. I think you'll just know when you meet the right guy.
2006-08-02 04:52:18 · answer #10 · answered by So_Wat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋