If Jesus was on fire, would it be acceptable, having no other water source, to pee on him to put out the fire? Or should one simply roll him about in the dirt?
:)
(also, do you think I'm extracting the urine and should go forth and multiply?)
2006-08-02 04:36:23 · 2 answers · asked by googlywotsit 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ahh, bless!
Did you not understand the question, spork?
2006-08-02 04:43:51 · update #1
Spork didn't understand my question about talking donkeys either.
I'd say to put Jesus out you should throw him in a manure pile.
2006-08-02 04:48:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus knows all about tough love.
Jesus Christ is the "I AM" or God Himself in a visible body.
"For in him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily."
-- Colossians 2:9
"Have I been so long time with you, and yet hast thou not known me, Philip? he that hath seen me hath seen the Father; and how sayest thou then, Shew us the Father?"
-- John 14:9
"Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you Before Abraham was, I AM."
-- John 8:58
2006-08-02 11:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋