Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?

Question

Who Wants To Be a Millionaire

A husband and wife are watching ''Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,'' and the husband winks and says, ''Honey, let's go upstairs...''

The wife says no, so the husband asks again. Again she says no.

So the husband says, ''Is that your final answer?'' The wife says yes.

The husband says, ''Well, can I phone a friend?''

Answer 1

Average

Answer 2

Haha I liked that one it was pretty funny. Here is one for you!
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."

Answer 3

Wife goes to bed that night. Man goes out drinking. on the way home he steals a sheep from a nearby farm and brings it home.
Walking into the bedroom he drunkenly yells 'This is the PIG I sleep with when you are not in the mood!'
Wife says, 'You idiot! That is a sheep!"
Man says, 'I was talking to the sheep!'

Answer 4

Two mans were fighting because they both wants to sit on the window seat of the bike.

Answer 5

And the friend says send over to my place.

Answer 6

Funny Stuff!!! Let's ask the audience!!!

Answer 7

funny stuff man and 2 points for me

Answer 8

yes, yes you can. i cant promise the wife will be there after you finish though

Answer 9

I said no long jokes. They put me to sleep.

Answer 10

I like that! It's TBS funny! LOL