A preacher lost his rooster and all his search efforts proved fruitless. He then decided to mention it in church so that anyone who knows its whereabouts could advise accordingly The following Sunday, while in church, he asked: "Who has a co*k?"
And all the men stood up.
Embarrassed and not knowing what to say next, he said: "I mean, who, amongst you, has seen a co*k last night?".
All the women stood up..
The priest started to blush when he realized what implications that will have on his image and asked:" No, no, no. What I mean is who, in the last two weeks in this church, has seen my co*k?"
All the nuns stood up.!!!
2006-08-02 04:14:31 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*ROOSTER* i mean
2006-08-02 04:16:41 · update #1
Thanks cybergal - i am honoured
2006-08-02 06:54:18 · update #2
Very funny stuff you have! I have been reading your past post since last week. Been reading a few everyday! Here's one for you...
SIPPING VODKA
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous at the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1.Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2.There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3.There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4.Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5.Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his a**.
6.We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7.The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8.David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
9.When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his a**.
10.We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11.When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me".
12.The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry".
13.The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14.Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
I hope you like it! Good Day!
2006-08-02 05:57:48 · answer #1 · answered by cybergal_29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became approximately 60, he appeared like a homeless guy or woman yet truly had a place to stay. He of course had some psychological matters (yet i'm no longer making relaxing of that). He walked all around and appeared completely happy. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor sometime sitting on the counter. He became ingesting an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it merely appeared so beautiful through fact he did no longer care, he became merely lovin' it!
2016-10-01 09:30:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-08-06 12:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by Tonya 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both urs and cybergals jokes were pretty funny
2006-08-06 05:37:24 · answer #4 · answered by lmvyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eish man.......tht was ...can;t expalin it...c what I mean can't even type .....a strike above all strikes, Pd you rock this joint....lol
2006-08-03 23:27:27 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard yours and ^^ hers before but they were still pretty funny i ♥ you lol get well soon ugh why me? ♥
2006-08-02 09:59:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice that's funny!!!! hahahahaha
2006-08-02 04:19:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,i don't have time to read all this,may b latter,but thanks for the 2 pointsss......
2006-08-06 03:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by sulaiman s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-08-02 05:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is more like it
2006-08-07 12:55:59 · answer #10 · answered by dime7756 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋