If Jesus bit you after he came back to life would you turn into the living dead?

Question

Would garlic keep him away? How about a cross? Stake through the heart?

Answer 1

Naw, there's a difference between a resurrected character and an undead. For one, you get an attack bonus if you hit an undead with a holy elemental, while a resurrected character retains previous elemental strengths and weaknesses. For another, you don't have to beg the GM to be an undead unless he's a real jerk.

Depending on what game you are playing, you may lose treasure and/or EXP if you have to be resurrected. Imagine Jesus's surprise when he manages to come back from the dead but finds himself knocked back a level and without his +4 Sword of Beelzebub Smiting.

Answer 2

A cross would work. Apparently he must have bitten a lot of people, because zombies were said to have roamed through Jerusalem, and seen by many.

I guess when he flew off into the sky, they must have all disintegrated, kind of like when you kill the head vampire, all the minions turn into dirt.

Answer 3

Yeah, but also beware of his disciples. Remember that he gave them his blood to drink, one time? I'd say they are vampires as well.

Answer 4

LOL!

Good one. Especially the whole "take this all of you and drink... for this is my blood" as he passes the cup around.

I knew it, they're all vampires now.

Answer 5

Hahahah..... well, I didn't think Jesus was a vampire... but I could be wrong.

Answer 6

I think grilled cheese works much better.

Answer 7

where did you come from you have some nerve you really have to be kidding me
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Answer 8

that is so stupid!!!