A marital joke for ya , ok?

Question

Tooth Pulling

A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."

"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."

The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

Answer 1

good one:-)

Answer 2

nice
4 joke from me also

Driving Sleep
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were discussing how
they would like to
die.
Santa said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully
like my
Grandfather did, in his sleep. I don't want to die
screaming like
some of his friends, who also died at the same
time."
Banta asked, "How did his friends die screaming
while your
grandfather died sleeping peacefully?"
Santa Singh replied, "His friends were the
passengers in the car he
was driving."

Job Application
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for
a job. He
promptly filled the columns titled "Name", "Age",
"Address", etc.
Then
he
came to the column "Sex". He was not sure as to
what to be filled
there. After much thinking he wrote "Thrice a
week". On seeing this
in his application form, he was told that it was
wrong and what
they wanted it to be filled was either male or
female. Again our
sardar thought for a long time before coming up
with the answer
"Preferably Females".

Train Accident
Jogi Singh was making a documentary on Indian
tribes. For this, he
went to the deep jungles for the details. One day,
Jogi Singh was
walking along with two tribals in the jungle, when,
all of a
sudden, one of the tribal took off and ran up a
hill to the mouth
of a cave. The tribal stopped and hollered into the
cave..."Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he
heard the
answer... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore
off his clothes
and ran in to the cave.
Jogi Singh was puzzled and asked the other tribal
what that was all
about, was that person mad or something. "No", said
the other
tribal. "It is mating time for us tribals and when
you see a cave
and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get
an answer back,
that means that she is in there waiting for you.
Well, just about
that
time,
the other tribal saw another cave. He took off and
ran up to the
cave,
then stopped and hollered,"Woooooo! Woooooo!
Woooooo!" When he
heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off
came the
clothes and into the cave he goes. Jogi Singh
started running
around the forest looking for a cave to find these
women that the
tribals had talked about. All of a sudden, he
looked up and saw
this great big cave. As he looked in amazement, he
was thinking,
"Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger
then the ones that
those tribals found. There must really be something
really great in
this cave!" Well... he took-off up the hill with
his hopes of
ecstasy and grandeur. He got in front of the cave
and hollered,
"Woooooo! woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled
all over when he
heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOO!! OOOOOOOO!!!
Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his
face, he raced
into the cave. The next day in newspaper the head
lines read,
"NAKED SARDARJI RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN CROSSING
A NNEL"!!!!!!

Urine Test


Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of
them was crying
like anything. So the other asked, "Why are you
crying?" The first
replied "I came here for blood test" Second one
asked,"So? Are you
afraid?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood
test they cut my
finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The
first one
astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"
The other
replied, "I have come for my urine test."

Answer 3

Lol that's pretty good! I have a good joke too!

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, Son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored, and the Future is in deep sh*t."

Answer 4

a man rushed into the ER and shouted for a doctor to help, his wife is outside in a cab having a baby. the doctor grabbed his bag, rushed out to a cab ,pulled a womens dress up and her underware down,and then realized he was in the wrong cab!

Answer 5

I've heard this joke before.

But in my version it was the man speaking.

Now here's a joke for you. It's an answering machine.

Please leave your message after the beep.
...
......
.........
............
Ok, while you wait for the beep, I'll put you on hold.
[holding...]
[holding......]
[holding.........]
[holding............]
Ok, there's not going to be a beep for 10 more minutes. Please hang up now or face the music. Really LOUD music, actually.

Ok, NOW leave your message.
*beep*

Answer 6

An oldie but nice humor

Answer 7

My wife said it was okay for me to say that joke was funny.

Answer 8

Thx for sharing..lol

Answer 9

This joke was posted earlier this morning.

Answer 10

Love it!

Answer 11

lol