My boyfriends, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f*cking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make Love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you've succeeded.
He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
He said 'What have you been doing with all the grocery money that I gave you?'
She said 'Turn si
2006-08-02 02:53:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for ending see (sorry markhatter this is it?)
2006-08-03 01:16:03 · update #1
very funny! What happened to the last one?
2006-08-02 03:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2006-08-02 10:20:19 · answer #2 · answered by campojoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to see me.
2006-08-03 04:35:07 · answer #3 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-08-02 10:04:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad atall
2006-08-03 07:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little hostile?
2006-08-02 10:21:05 · answer #6 · answered by Ollie Tabooger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loo0ool ...these are really good
2006-08-02 10:03:21 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.loulou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋