Bob and Jim were out hiking, when Jim had to go pee. So Jim walked over to the lake, unbuttoned his pants and started taking a leak. But, just then a venomous water moccasin (some of you know as a cotton mouth, copperhead) jumped out of the water and bit Jim right on the tip of his you-know-what. He screamed in pain. He told Bob to run to the local doctor and ask him what to do. So Bob went to the doctor. Bob told the doctor, "My friend Jim just got bit by a water moccasin! The doctor told Bob to save his friends life, Bob would need to cut and X over the bite, and suck the venom out. Bob went back into the woods. Jim said, "What did the doctor say, Bob?" Bob said "The doctor said you're gonna die, Jim."
2006-08-02 02:43:36 · 12 answers · asked by Brian.E 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol funny funny lol thanks check ya later ♥
2006-08-02 10:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
3
2006-08-02 09:47:58 · answer #2 · answered by Destiny A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2006-08-02 09:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by dancingdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
diplomatic 5/10
2006-08-02 09:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Rachna S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 or 9 this first time I heard it.
0 now because it's old and everyone has heard it.
2006-08-02 10:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by eriqak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved it the first time I heard it --- just kind of an old one.
2006-08-02 09:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 the first time we all heard it ... 2 now.
2006-08-02 09:49:46 · answer #7 · answered by narcolepticcats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny since it is my first time to hear it so...... I rate you6/10
2006-08-02 10:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by dodo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5....liked it
2006-08-02 10:00:11 · answer #9 · answered by Dr.loulou 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really good... i've emailed it to my friends.
2006-08-02 09:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by mags_brfc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good
2006-08-02 09:50:18 · answer #11 · answered by Niecy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋