Something funny about your kids?

Question

Tell me something funny or cute about your kids that they have done. Gross accepted too. True, please.

Answer 1

I took my kid (4 y/o) in home depot. She took her winter coat off and put it on backwards, then put the hood up so her face was covered. I asked her why she did this and she replied "I hate looking at boring stuff".

Answer 2

Me and my 22 month old boy were at the grocery store and he was sitting in the seat of the cart and then all of a sudden he lifts one side of his butt and rips a big one.! He then proceeds to point at me and say "mama"!!!!!! AAHHHH the embarressment. There was an old man standing right there. I dont know if he heard or not. It was very funny and I wasnt really embarrassed at all. My oldest daughter who is 17 now did a cute thing also. When she was 4 years of age it was Christmas and we were all sitting around talking and she told everyone to "SHHH". And then she said "I hear a mouse cutting a door." It was the cutest. And she was so serious. And we all had a good laugh.

Answer 3

My whole family was gathered around the Christmas dinner table. My mother had just taken a bite when my then-five year old daughter asked, quite matter-of-factly, "Does Santa Claus have a penis?" I watched my mom turn all shades of blue and purple while trying to swallow the bite she just took. I answered my daughter quite calmly that while those were body parts we usually do not see on other people, that since Santa was a boy and boys usually had a penis, then we could guess that he does!! Priceless!!

Answer 4

When my son was in first grade, he decided to try wrestling. He came home from the first practice telling me that he had learned to "go for the legs." The next time he and his dad were wrestling he "went for the legs." Now, you have to realize, my husband, his dad, is a marathon bicyclist. He has legs like tree trunks. Our son hit those legs and literally bounced off. He decided wrestling Dad was a little different than wrestling first-graders. We still laugh about that one.

Answer 5

oh I have so many, but the one that we always bring up about my daughter who is now 12, when she was about 3 her dad took her and our son(who was 2) to McDonald's. My daughter had to go to the bathroom and each time my husband took her to the men's room she refused to go. She ended up peeing in the booth so my husband went to get napkins to clean it up. By the time he got back (just a few seconds mind you) she had stripped down to nothing!! Naked as the day she was born in the middle of McDonald's at breakfast time. I sure wish I could have been there to see that one. LOL.

Answer 6

This is a recent one. We had a old nasty couch that I put at the curb with a Free sign on it - it sat there for days with no one taking it, I told my 6 year old that no one wants that nasty old couch and he says "Mom put a sign that says For Sale $100 on it and someone will steal it then." how sad that a 6 year old already knows the intent of a lot of the human race!

Answer 7

My 2 yr old son thinks he's Bam Bam...he bam bams everything. He wants to wrestle anything and everything. Took him swimming the other day..he isn't afraid of the water..wants to go as far as he's allowed. Was having a hard time getting him out of water UNTIL I let him know there were fishies in the water..bam bam, tough baby aside..he hurried as fast as he could out of the water. The next day he's back in the water..until I let him know again..theres fishies in the water.

Answer 8

A little boy I used to babysit for stuck a rock up his nose when he was about 18 mo. old. It was up there for about 2 months before anyone realized it.

Answer 9

How about when your OLDER kid (in early 20s) says "isn't Friday a holiday" and you are like "what????" Then he says "It's Halloween - so we don't have to go to work, right?" AND HE'S SERIOUS!!!!!!!! He said it's because it was "always my favorite holiday" ----- LMAO
So anyway, out of the mouths of babes and IT DOESN'T STOP.

Answer 10

a guy came to the door selling something and my little girl say he had a bald head and she looked at me and pointed to his head and said look daddy he is bald headed like the trees ,it was fall and the leaves were gone from the trees

Answer 11

my 18 yr old is leaving home getting married and while on the net to a friend she asked when he was getting married and he repled im getting married to her son instead of soon i cracked up laughing.