2006-08-02 02:30:05 · 30 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
LOL!
2006-08-02 02:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by crazyotto65 5 · 8⤊ 4⤋
The Wood Chuck would chuck as much wood as he could possibly chuck because the question doesn't give a specific number.
2006-08-02 11:22:27 · answer #2 · answered by Steven S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
2006-08-02 09:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by BobTheBizGuru 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wood chuck would chuck with any luck enough to make a buck!
2006-08-02 09:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by howardfan35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would depend on the size of the woodchuck, it's health, and of course the type of wood and how hard or soft it is.
But I do believe the average North American woodchuck will chuck about 4 cords a week, weather permitting....
2006-08-02 09:33:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood
As a woodchuck would,
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood.
2006-08-02 09:32:40 · answer #6 · answered by buford_bargain_hunter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one fat hen,a couple of duck,three brown bear, four running hare, five fat fickle females sitting sipping scotch, six sinbad sailors sailing the seven seas on a slue,seven simple simons sitting on a fence, eight egotistical egotists echoing echoing egotistical Ecstasies, nine nymphatic newts nibbling nits knacks and nicotine, never a wood chuck or a wood chucks son but I'll chuck the wood till the wood chuckings done.
2006-08-02 09:38:21 · answer #7 · answered by grooveface 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 pieces of wood.
2006-08-02 09:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by lupering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~* Probley alot if the would chuck could chuck would lol*~ jk take care
2006-08-02 09:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by *~BabiGurl~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends, is the Woodchuck a North Western WoodChuck, South Western Woodchuck, a city goer... where does the woodchuck call his (or her) home?
2006-08-02 09:34:50 · answer #10 · answered by sgtgregg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋