don't interrupt rate this joke?

Question

Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane embracing.

Excitedly, Johnny told his mom, “Mommy, I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Jane, and he was giving her a big kiss! Then he helped her take off her shirt. Then she helped Daddy take his pants off, then she...”

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said,“Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it.”

At dinner, Mommy asked Johnny to tell Daddy what he saw. Johnny began, “I saw Daddy go into the woods with Aunt Jane…,” and he continued to where he was stopped earlier, “...and she helped Daddy take his pants off, then she and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill did when Daddy was in the Army.”
Moral: don’t interrupt.

Answer 1

i'd give you 10 points for that one

Answer 2

good one...hahahaha....thanks
here is one for you too....have fun

One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened.

He replies:" Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking OK? and mom said OK so I asked OK what? So they got real angry and beat me up."

The next day, the teacher sees new cuts and bruises on little johnny's body so she asks him what happened and tells her the same thing. So she tells him not to say anything should the same thing occur tonight.

Next day at school, little johnny comes to class with a head band on his head and crutches with his face all blue and swollen.

When the teacher asks what happened, he says:
" Like you said, last night, when my dad asked OK? and mom said OK, I didn't say anything. After a while, they started moaning and groaning but still, I didn't say a thing until dad asked:
"did you come?" and mom answered
"Yeah, I came" and I said
"where were you?

Answer 3

very good 9 out of 10

Answer 4

Hahahahahahaha very funny, I loved the joke.

Answer 5

Excellent Joke! Hilarious! Keep it up.

Answer 6

olde but good... 7/10

Answer 7

Pritty good,but its to bad that life realy can be like that!Sad realy.

Answer 8

funny

Answer 9

lmao

Answer 10

heh