They have ruined it , the cant spell colour they cant pronounce tomatoes, let them speak Spanish or some other worthless language, (god bless the queen) aka Elton John.
2006-08-02 01:44:43 · 20 answers · asked by maddogs 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
Haha! Yes, please invade America and reclaim something that is not tangible. You can have it, English is a stupid language that doesn't even follow it's own rules half the time. I'll take any other language before I'd take it back from you.
2006-08-02 10:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by K-Flo 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The truth is really that Alfred the Great should rise from the grave and reclaim the English language. The English have butchered it mightily since his time. Forget the Americans, they are "johnny-come-lately". No, the real criminals are the English who have butchered the true king's English for 1000 years.
2006-08-02 10:12:40 · answer #2 · answered by Taivo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all Americans speak English the same way. Compare the way someone in California speaks with someone in South Carolina. There is a distinction.
2006-08-02 12:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should invade the South, because the twangs are hideous, but then you should also invade the East Coast, because their accents are incredibly nasally. But then I guess you'll have to invade the West Coast because their accents are surfishly annoying. Or maybe you should go for the Lake States because they are too Canadian in tone. Every state has it's own dialect, my friend, so you'll have to fight 50 battles.
2006-08-02 10:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by Melisma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Reclaim "? You sure do seem to be anti American with all your questions. Tell ya what, you stay where you are with Queen Elton, and we'll stay here.
2006-08-02 08:54:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
we never ruined it, we improved it to one dat many people can understand. the british way might be the original way, but the american way is easier to speak and understand. so stop being a racist.
2006-08-02 13:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by hmm ...* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since you're from Manchester, you can't really claim English either.
2006-08-02 08:50:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but if you do, how many trees are going to die to produce enough wood pulp to produce enough paper to hold all those extra question marks???????????
2006-08-02 10:41:01 · answer #8 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'They haven't spoken English in America for years'....Henry Higgins
2006-08-02 08:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a bloody racist! And I love that!
So, shall we plan an invasion?
2006-08-02 08:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋