Who knows that the Holy Bible is actually a book of astrology?

Question

People worshipping golden calf= Taurus
The two fish Jesus fed everyone with=Pisces
The man at the town with the water Picture= Aquarius
The lamb of God= Aries
The Son of Man= The sun in the Sky
There are many more.....

Answer 1

My bodily functions are part of the zodoac.
I do a wee, Aquaris.
I do a motion and it is flushed out to sea, Piscus (it feeds the fish).
I believe in what some call myths, ie bull. Taurus.
My pet dog, Aries.

What a load of crap.
A comment not made in Christian love? Yes you are correct, however what the question deserves.

Answer 2

I have heard the theory that God set His redemption story in the constellations for the time before His word was written ... though I'm not sure whether I actually agree with that or not.

As far as your other examples, isn't Aries actually a ram instead of a lamb? And I have no idea what you mean by 'the man at the town with the water'. The people worshipping the golden calf had more to do with the influence of the Egyptians who worshipped a cow god ... not with the constellation. And God's glory can be seen in the sun ... but I wouldn't connect sOn with sUn in an astrological sort of way.

Answer 3

If the Bible is fiction, how come there's more than 1000 predictions that were made spot on accurately hundreds of years before those predictions came to pass? Nostradamus never did nearly that well

If the Bible is fiction, how is it that Roman Historians likt Pliny the Elder, Pliny the Younger, Ptolemy and the greatest Historian of all times, Flavius Josephus, back up historically the events that took place in Bible times?

If the Bible is fiction, how come archeologists use it to find lost civilizations when there is no other proof on the planet that they existed, like the Hittites -- and then using the Bible, actually found that lost evidince?

If you people are going to make blanket statements of fact, the least you should do is some research so at least you can make an intelligent argument for your views, instead of just against someone else's.

BTW, the Bible is not a book of astrology. God actually goes to great lengths to condemn astrology and other practices of the occult very early on, and destroyed entire civilizations because of it.

Answer 4

Do you know how Jesus fed all those people with the 2 fish? It turns out that the fish had been in the hot sun all day and was bad. So when the people tasted it , it was horrible and they said, "OK, thank you, I'm full". Some off the people where then sick, bringing up the dinner they had eaten earlier in the day, and this is the food they collected after the meal was over. If anyone wants anymore "miracles" explained, please let me know.

Answer 5

Astrology has many common symbols from ancient times that apply to daily life... Virgo is a virgin, does that mean that every virgin is a reference to Virgo? Gemini are twins, does that mean that every mention of twins is a mention of Gemini?

They may share common symbols but the message is totally different - in astrology your life is controled and influenced by positions of heavenly bodies... in Christianity, God spoke those stars and planets into existence and it is He who personally guides and directs the universe and your life.

Astrology is impersonal and isoteric, Jesus is personal and he loves us.

They are totally different even if they share some common symbols on the surface.

Answer 6

Well with a book that big there are bound to be some coincidences, I,ll bet the same could be found in The Lord of The Rings?

Answer 7

Wow is my ego ever boosted now because I know that I am the Lamb of God!! Live and learn. I'm going to be bragging all day long!! LOL. But what do those words have to do with the stars and the planets? See, I have to disagree with you. Don't get me wrong, I read my horoscope (for fun) -- but I don't "live my life by it."

Answer 8

I do not think it is a book of astrology. But definetely it was written by people...So if people were aware about science and astrology that time they could add some details into..

Answer 9

OH THERE ARE MANY MORE? I'M SO EXCITED, PLEASE LIST THEM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEA RIGHT!!!!!!!

so what will you call Jesus' death?
where will the shedding of his blood fall?
where will his resurrection fall?
How about the gift of the Holy Spirit?
and the operation of the Holy Spirit?
hey, how about virtuous living?
what term will you give to 'thou shall not take the name of the Lord in vain?'
'Love thy neighbour as thyself?

please, stop all these things... they are not funny.
God will not force you to believe in Him, but to say things like that about HIS word, is definitely unacceptable

if i were you, i would be asking for forgiveness now and pray for him to save me.

Answer 10

I know that it's not. Especially since God condemns astrology.