It certainly brightens up my visits to Tesco's
What about tripping them up as they run past on the beach with a cornet?
2006-08-02 00:47:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Make sure you bring the face to the ice-cream rather than the other way 'round. That way you can either grab the back of their head aggressively, or smack them round the back or the head, sending their face into their Mr. Whippy. Bonus points for a Flake in the eye.
2006-08-02 00:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Grinner5000 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're not very brave are you. "while their parents are looking the other way"... Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
You have to focus on the children who are away with their grandparents. In that way, you're able push children's AND old people's faces into their ice creams. And that's SO much more fun!!!
2006-08-02 01:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by The Phantom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just the fact that you do it behind the parents back shows that you are a huge coward. Sooner or later your gonna get your face smashed into something, And it wont be ice cream there swifty.
2006-08-02 01:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by bassic 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it is very wrong to push ice cream into a child's face. It is not cute, or silly or fun. It is cruel and if they aren't your child you shouldn't be touching them in the first place.
2006-08-02 00:52:44 · answer #4 · answered by mom of girls 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you some kind of pervert? Do you get off on bullying the weak? I'll bet you are one of those bully types who everyone hates.
Touch my kids pal, and I'll guarantee you will never have any of your own....
How about I push my ice cream in your face, immediately backed up with my fist?
not amused. grrrr
2006-08-02 00:58:54 · answer #5 · answered by Mike W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its confidence building. You're setting them up for life. Every tesco's should have someone like you- next time I suggest dousing them in Ribena and telling them father Christmas isn't real and Daddy doesn't love Mummy anymore. They'll grow up well rounded. ;)
Ps- It's irony, people of America!
2006-08-02 00:54:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are an awful person. What kinda of sick pleasure do you get out of hurting children. I really hate that you would even think of doing that. You are so immature i don't even know what to say. Do that to any of my kids and you will be sorry.
2006-08-02 04:55:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is TERRBILY, TERRIBLY WRONG. it may be funny, but it's wrong. these children will probably grow up with phobias of ice creams, or the beach, or something.
maybe just *imagine* doing it, but don't actually do it. that way the childrens' mental state stays relatievly stable.....
2006-08-02 00:52:26 · answer #8 · answered by visionary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i think this is very wrong. you can not force a child to do anything. this is why most children are mad most of the time. kids don't like to be forced into things and this could actually come across as minor child abuse
2006-08-02 02:53:15 · answer #9 · answered by kat 0101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, they do have to learn at some point about people like you. How to cope, have some pity and compassion......and maybe they will be motivated to become mental health professionals to earn a living helping wackos like you!
2006-08-02 00:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by Love2Sew 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋