Who will be crowned the best "yo mama joker"?
2006-08-02 00:37:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma is like a bowling ball.....she gets scuffed up, fingered up, thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more.
2006-08-02 00:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by f1le_f0und 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Yo mama is so stupid, she took 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
2006-08-02 07:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's house is so small, she went in the front door and fell out the back.
Yo mama's so fat she has to use a mattress as a maxi pad.
Yo mama's so nasty she's got crabs bungee jumping off her tampon string. (I know--gross. haha)
2006-08-02 07:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Cy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so dumb, she got hit by a parked car
2006-08-02 08:35:25 · answer #4 · answered by Tos 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat when she stood on a weighing scale she saw her phone number.
2006-08-02 11:25:25 · answer #5 · answered by Steven S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
2006-08-02 11:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, after f**king her, i roll over twice and i`m still on the beach.
2006-08-02 08:34:23 · answer #7 · answered by colonel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so dumb she tripped over the cord of a cornless phone.
yo mama's so dumb she couldn't find her way out of a circle.
2006-08-02 08:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by bekka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My absolute favorite (has been around a while but) is your mama's so fat, she sits on a rainbow and makes skittles.
Your mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.
Your mama's so fat, her shadow has stretch marks.
2006-08-02 07:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so big she got her own area code
2006-08-02 08:33:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is like a brick, she is flat on both sides and mexicans lay her...
Yo momma is so dumb she got locked in a gtrocery store and starved to death.
yo momma is so big her *** has its own zip code.
yo momma is a carpenters dream flat as a board and easy to nail..
2006-08-02 08:32:34 · answer #11 · answered by highgamer6969 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋