1.Tooth Pulling
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office.
The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"You're a brave woman," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."
The wife turns to her husband and says: "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear"
2006-08-01 23:29:04 · 23 answers · asked by Nasta 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha.. so sad 4 the poor old man
2006-08-02 00:12:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... good one....
here is one little johny joke for you..... have fun
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.
For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions.
After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to masturbate."
2006-08-02 08:40:23 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 100/10
2006-08-02 09:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where d'you get these jokes NASTA, UR JOKES R AWESOME.
It would'nt be fair to give U a 100%. I'll give U a 1000%.
2006-08-02 06:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - 10/10
2006-08-02 06:31:01 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-08-02 06:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's funny! And by funny I mean lame. Sorry but I prefer jokes with and edge. And by edge I mean racial slur or penis reference.
2006-08-02 06:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!a simple joke to take ur minds off the stress.
2006-08-02 06:46:07 · answer #8 · answered by whoa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats crap i would not even give that a 1/10
2006-08-02 06:32:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cool joke!
2006-08-02 06:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋