1.Woman Says, Man Hears
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!
What a man hears:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON, blah, blah, YOU AND I, blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES, blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW.
2.Three Strikes You're Out
A farmer just got married and was going home on his wagon pulled by a team of horses. When one of the hoses stumbled, he said, "That's once."
Then it stumbled again. He said, "That's twice."
Then later it stumbled a third time. This time, he didn't say anything, just pulled out a shotgun and shot the hores dead.
His wife cried out and started to yell at him. The farmer turned to her and said, "That's once
3. Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three don't exist.
2006-08-01 23:10:38 · 11 answers · asked by Nasta 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 out of 10
keep em coming
2006-08-01 23:17:25 · answer #1 · answered by diarubie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good I like them all... hahahaha....
here is one for you...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.
The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy's uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.
For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions.
After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny's uncle, "What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven't heard a peep from him all day!"
"Not much," the boy's uncle replied. "I just showed him how to masturbate."
2006-08-02 01:47:22 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnyyyyyyyyy
2006-08-02 00:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i told the third one before and the others i heard but they were still funny hehe check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 10:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i lke all of them the fist 1 is the best
keep them coming
2006-08-02 02:26:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool jokes! I love them.
2006-08-01 23:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by sherrylboodramhot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice jokes! Keep it up.
2006-08-01 23:24:33 · answer #7 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i luv the 2nd it's cutee ^^ gud job u theree..
tengkyuu for sharing with us...
it was funny..
LoL ^v^
2006-08-01 23:42:22 · answer #8 · answered by fly_like_kobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
50/50
Awesome jokes, keep'em coming.
2006-08-01 23:23:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of tenonasta...sorry i've got a shoorrrt tongue.
2006-08-01 23:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋