Sitting behind a couple of nuns at the football game, three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort, to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 Catholics living there..."
The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 Catholics living there..."
The third guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 Catholics living there..."
One of the nuns turned around, and looked at the men, and calmly said, "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Catholics there."
2006-08-01 22:47:02 · 15 answers · asked by Fresh 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well it will be disastrous!
2006-08-01 22:50:04 · answer #1 · answered by Hardez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... good one....
here is one for you....check it out.
One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas!"
Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time."
Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.
Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and mommy said that 'you should wait because she was coming, too....'
"And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna get stuck with your $80,000 mortgage
2006-08-02 08:51:28 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
LOL.
Hey how does the nun know that, there aren't any Catholics in Hell. Did he come from Hell?
2006-08-02 05:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
50/50 good job keep them coming
2006-08-02 09:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 a good one.
2006-08-02 05:51:40 · answer #5 · answered by Dumbledore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good comeback 10/10
2006-08-02 06:07:52 · answer #6 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2006-08-02 06:00:35 · answer #7 · answered by Yagami 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... see i already told this joke sorry but it was still funny check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 17:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...wow! They're right! LOL
2006-08-02 05:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by Richard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tit for a tat
2006-08-02 06:01:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice, creative n fresh...
2006-08-02 06:11:05 · answer #11 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋