I ain't telling you mine until I see some answers from the rest of you studs and ladies though
2006-08-01 22:27:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
My favourite is:
I have just f**ked a dwarf, now it's your turn...
It works every time
2006-08-02 02:31:42 · update #1
Can I offer you the very popular pork sword madam? i agreed, had a good old spit roast and 3 years later we live together. well with one of em anyway!
2006-08-01 22:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by Gypsie 5 · 10⤊ 8⤋
When I was 23 a 19 year old said 'You are the oldest person I've ever been out with!'
The other one was ' I want to go out with you for your mind... let's face it you're no Liz Hurley' ..... ( actually it was another actress but I'm so old you've probably never heard of her! But you get the gist) Sadly they were both trying to impress, and thought Going for the 'mind' rather than body compliment would work!
It's a good job I've got sense of humour !... Just for the record I AM gorgeous ( well I was then!)
2006-08-02 06:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've lost my phone number; can I have yours?
Is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz I could sure see myself in your jeans?
A guy once pulled me to him and looked at our reflection in a nearby mirror, and said "Wouldn't we make good pictures?" It was kinda sweet until I talked to 2 different girls who he'd pulled the same line with!
Oh and my all time no-fail favorite, "Don't I know you from somewhere?" (I'll admit I've used that one a few times myself. haha)
2006-08-02 05:39:39 · answer #3 · answered by Cy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my ex-fiance for 9 years used this line to get a hold of me, "hiya..you need a break?"
and i smiled and put out the kitkat bar i've been eating and told him,"well actually,i've been taking a break..maybe you want a break too? i still got one kitkat bar on my bag!"
and we just laughed..
that was a nice thing to remember though but it's all part of my past memories with him..
2006-08-02 06:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by peek-a-boo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-08-02 05:31:09 · answer #5 · answered by jac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend who's favorite pick up line was "Do you like penis", most of the time it didn't work but he used it in bars so sometimes if a woman was really drunk or maybe really horny he would get her. so sad
2006-08-02 05:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by the_world_is_yours44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WORST: 'can i chatmate to you?'
BEST: it's not a pick up line actually - but that time,
i was chatting with my bro - and his friend was sitting
beside him in the chat room. he sees my photo and
he copied it to his mobile fone - and sets it as his
screensaver... i didn't know he did that - but at nite
time, he phoned me up... and said "care to chat?"
i logged in - when we turned on our cams -
he showed me his screensaver - my pic! sweeeeet!
we're goin steady for a year & a couple of months now...
2006-08-02 05:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My brother managed to pull with the line "Here's ten pence to call you mum you have pulled"
2006-08-02 05:33:21 · answer #8 · answered by Ben 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you mean in person......it was lastnight at a Fair, a guy comes up to me and says.."do you haven't any gum?"
On line it is.......the star from heaven must have fallen...becasue they are in your eyes. Geesh
2006-08-02 05:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by clcalifornia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a bar a guy came over and asked me if my feet ached ?? i asked him why he replys because youve been running around my mind alnight!!!! bless ..........
2006-08-02 06:07:24 · answer #10 · answered by Angel with a dirty face 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im the piolet of a helicopter- would you like to ride my chopper? haha i declined
2006-08-02 05:32:32 · answer #11 · answered by xxx sara xxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋