Is there anything I shouldn't put in my mouth?

Question

When we were children, everything went in there: despite our mums best attempts to prevent it....these days everything has a health warning: when did it change?

10 points for the funniest OR nastiest to the original question:

OR

10 points for the best ultimate truth answer to the bigger question underneath

Eyebum: Your list was inciteful and inspired...

Answer 1

your foot....its SO embarrassing when THAT happens!!!!

Answer 2

Rocks. Rocks are definitely bad. And spiders. Oh, don't forget about goats. they can be rough, as well as leave an aftertaste.

And anything made from "petroleum distillates". Most of that stuff is particularly nasty, so it isn't recommended.

Avoid the dip, too. Terrible. Made with sewer-paste or somesuchstuff.

Did we mention mopeds? Definitely avoide the mopeds. Unicycles are ok, if they've been stunned, but remove the seat and everything above that.

West Virginia-no.
Duluth-no.
Sea-Tac Airport-no.
Jarvis Island-no.
Chile-no.
Petaluma, California-probably not, though not yet confirmed. (don't take a chance...)

I think that covers it.
Yes. That is everything you shouldn't put in your mouth.
Oh, wait- kenworths. Big no go there, too.
Ok. That's it.

Answer 3

Well, chewing gum scraped of the streets would be a pretty bad idea, as is trying to put a CD in your mouth.. what else...

- a burning torch
- a subwoofer
- I think uranium qualifies as a no-no
- sneezing powder
- varnish
- pepperspray
- your mobile phone
- needles
- mushrooms with bright colours u just found in the forest

This list can go on and on, but I think your mouth (and brains for that matter) know pretty well what not to put in there, if not, just give it a shot and u will find out soon enough, but don't hold me responsible :)

Answer 4

I'd make sure you wash your hands when you've been out anyway, or especially after using the toilet. This man on telly had a worm parasite damage his eye, and another kid on the same program went blind from touching cat faecaes. Program was called Body Invaders, or something similar. It had a man VOLUNTARILY infest hmself with a tape worm. It grew to 16 feet!
AND he had a very understanding girl friend.

A man I knew played football. He grazed his knee on the pitch, and though he thought nothing of it, days later his leg swelled and the bloated wound started blackening, oozing foul smelling pus and got badly infected. He went to the doctor when he started to feel really ill, who referred him immeadiately to hospital.

Turned out his cut had been exposed to discarded dog sh!t. He was suffering sceptacemia, and was only lucky not to have his leg amputated. This is true, because the local paper tried to run a campaign to get dog walkers to poop and scoop - not that it appears the message has been listened to.

Answer 5

my d*ck. now u said 10 points for the nastiest

Answer 6

i once saw a boottle of cherry-flavored sexual lubericant that said on the back, "for external use only, do not place in mouth. if accidental ingestion occurs, call a physician."

i jus tthought it was ironic that a flavored product was not edible.

Answer 7

when my daughter was only very small she chewed on a snail
yum and her little brother chewed on and also put so far up his nose a blue crayon that when his nose ran it ran blue his father used a dentist tool to remove it from his nose

Answer 8

Put it this way - if the onion was a new invention, it'd NEVER get health and safety clearance!

Answer 9

Hum, nothing I can think of off the top of my head. This is America, anything goes.

Answer 10

I can think of a few things you shouldnt put in your mouth .but this is the food and drink category not the smutt and sex one.

Answer 11

It's not just the mouth, I remember sticking a raisin up my nose! ..I can't remember it ever coming out either :)