2006-08-01 21:22:01 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Make it up if you want!!!
2006-08-01 21:25:51 · update #1
I left my shoe in the ball. You're invited to my wedding.
2006-08-01 22:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by poppy_bloom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was rasied by a family of raccoons until I went to college which I was then kicked out of because I bit a fellow student and gave him rabies. I can't help it, I was raised by raccoons. Anywho, I later I spent the rest of my college savings on a house where the former residents left behind a panda, who is now my pet. Then I bought a bag of Frito's. And now I am here typing this answer on Yahoo! Answers. Wait, was that 15 words?
2006-08-02 04:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life is too short to be described in 15 words.
Cheers!!!
2006-08-02 04:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After I landed on this planet, I was raised on a farm by two wonderful parents. Now I work for a newspaper in a big city. The rest is a SUPER secret
2006-08-02 04:27:19 · answer #4 · answered by Jackal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grew up in a devout methodist family...endured endless religious abuse and occasional beatings.....ran away from home and danced in a cage at the age of 18....married a man who looked like Homer at 25...had 3 wild kids...snacked, binged and overate until my weight ballooned to 350lbs...and I still do...now I'll just have to find someone to dislodge me from this couch...I need to go to the bathroom!!
2006-08-02 05:22:21 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
married at 25 two kids by 31 lost job at 35 family at 37 happy!
2006-08-02 06:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jose T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am still a virgin at the age of 40.
This is only a joke, Iam only 16.
2006-08-02 05:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Brightside 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was born, got a good job, got married, had kids, going to die eventually.
(exactly 15 words)
2006-08-02 05:05:34 · answer #8 · answered by Jeffrey M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am bisexual and started having sex atthe age of 12 and now i m in cllege 1st year and there is a guy in mah class whom i wanna have sex with. As simple as that
2006-08-02 04:25:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will take you more than fifteen words to know what my life is like.
2006-08-02 04:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋