1. Hairclub for Women:
Yo mama so ugly, she's not bald, it's just her hair runnin' away from her face.
2.So Cultured!
A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon".
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics." The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
3.The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie
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2006-08-01 21:00:55 · 23 answers · asked by Nasta 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones.... hahahaha.....thanks....
here is one for yout tooo.... have fun...
One day a boy approached his mother with a question.
"Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other ?"
His mother ,very suprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".
The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why...
"Mom thats not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"
2006-08-02 02:00:07 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rating: 1. 9/10
2.10/10
3. 1/10
2006-08-02 04:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by Soso 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rated - 8/10
2006-08-02 04:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha hi hi
2006-08-02 04:28:17 · answer #4 · answered by Andrew Petrucci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good but i got a better one
float like a butterfly sting like a bee i slept with ur mom now it burns when i pee
2006-08-06 10:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by cody r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got some good ones it just that first one about the facial hair need some work.
2006-08-09 16:28:20 · answer #6 · answered by mrtophat24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Number 2 is REALLY funny!
2006-08-02 04:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by amg503 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chica that joke was so sold that it may as well been a nock nock joke by the way thats what my balls were on your moms chin last night nock nock nock
2006-08-02 04:07:23 · answer #8 · answered by emo_lover_dude2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
accha hai par pura maja nahi aaya.
2006-08-02 04:05:02 · answer #9 · answered by sanjivmedical 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#2 is funny lol
2006-08-02 04:17:53 · answer #10 · answered by SugarKitty25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋