Ok here it goes:
What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see any
2006-08-01 20:58:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry about the ? its a typo=)
2006-08-01 20:59:24 · update #1
Hehehe... that's pretty funny.
2006-08-01 21:00:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
your mommas teeth are so dirty she spits gravy
your momma is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.
did you hear about the blond lady who went into an elevator, pushed the button and waited for the candy to come out, same blond saw a sign that said wet floor so she did, same blond staring at an orange juice container because it said concentrate.
2006-08-01 21:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cheezy,here's a good one....yo' mama is so ugly...noone wants to date her!hahahalol:) Now THAT'S a funny joke!
2006-08-01 21:05:15 · answer #3 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive got a few you mommas your mamas like agun give her a gun shes good to go your mamas so fat she jumped in the oceain and the wails started singingmwe are familyyou are fatter than me :P
2006-08-01 21:02:35 · answer #4 · answered by emo_lover_dude2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does one blonde says to another blonde.?.
Your hair is same like mine..
Cheers..
2006-08-01 21:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by PonyBoy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q:What do u call a blonde with half a brain?
A:Gifted.
2006-08-02 01:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by Love2Answer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a MAN with 99% of his BRAIN removed?
A: CASTRATED
2006-08-01 21:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by af_grl_af 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me...that was funny but u need to watch wut u say...im blonde and 13 report cards full with "A+"all the way...everbody loves a blonde blue-eyed girl
2006-08-01 21:04:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty funny.. lol
2006-08-01 21:43:51 · answer #9 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow thats old.
2006-08-05 20:50:14 · answer #10 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋