Joe woke up one morning with an enormous erection and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:
THE TENT POLE IS UP, THE CANVAS IS SPREAD, THE HELL WITH BREAKFAST, COME BACK TO BED.
The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read:
TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN PUT THE CANVAS AWAY THE MONKEY HAD A HEMORRHAGE NO CIRCUS TODAY.
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So he sent another note down. It read:
THE TENT POLE'S STILL UP AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD SO DROP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND COME GIVE ME SOME HEAD
To which she replied:
I'M SURE THAT YOUR POLE'S THE BEST IN THE LAND BUT I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW SO DO IT BY HAND !
2006-08-01 20:27:17 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow... very poetic husband and wife lol
2006-08-01 20:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did you get that note? That was me and my wife's personal business!!!
2006-08-06 03:49:07 · answer #2 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha you're funny
2006-08-02 03:45:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good old joke!
2006-08-02 06:50:22 · answer #4 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cool buddy
2006-08-02 03:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by pepperspray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love this one lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 03:32:12 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats wats called co-ordination .... hahhaha ;)
2006-08-05 12:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great **** send more like it plz x
2006-08-07 19:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by dime7756 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey funny lol....I like it.
2006-08-02 11:02:08 · answer #9 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew!
2006-08-07 12:51:42 · answer #10 · answered by Surf n' Snow 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋