In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
There is an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.
Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
The human equalivent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years
Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste.
The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.
Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown
Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.
It is common for men to wake up with "morning wood," a name for an a.m. erection.
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.
2006-08-01 19:51:23
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answered by tysha30 3
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1. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
2. Polar bears are left-handed.
3. Starfish have no brains
4. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
5. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
6. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Some Funny Facts
1. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
2. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
Cheers!!!
2006-08-01 19:52:33
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answered by Gits 3
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Grover Cleveland got married in office. was elected to 2 non consecutive terms. the baby Ruth candy bar was named after his baby daughter.
2006-08-01 19:49:58
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answered by jesusisdead 2
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6 cockroaches can live 1 week off the glue of one postage stamp
eeewwwww
2006-08-01 19:44:25
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answered by nascarmommy 4
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People with in sufficient brain and sexual activity read the jokes/ riddles in YA with their hands on the mouse. kidding ^-^
2006-08-01 19:44:40
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answered by Pd 6
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Most "Famous People" on myspace are fakes.
2006-08-01 19:49:34
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answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2
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No president ever has been the only child.
2006-08-01 19:43:20
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answered by theuntouchablejdub 3
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lol... i feel dumb for saying this one...but honest to god i saw it tonight while reading my email.. lol: factoid said that a cats urine glows in a blacklight...weird sh it I know.. but I dunno if that's honestly true? lol... enjoy?
2006-08-01 19:56:52
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answered by sweetsuezq4u 3
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if your hand is bigger than your face...
...you have cancer.
(this is when i push your hand in your face. mwahahaha)
2006-08-01 19:46:52
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answered by David 3
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