Two little old ladies were attending a rather long service at church, one leaned over and whispered to other, “My butt is going to sleep” “I know” replied her companion “ I heard it snoring thrice”
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After extensive and expensive studies a Mexican scientist just discovered that people with in sufficient brain and sexual activity read the jokes/ riddles in YA with their hands on the mouse.
Don’t bother to remove your hand, it is too late now.
2006-08-01 19:31:37 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haahahahaha........even i liked the second one, the first too is hilarious. I learned some new things to describe something (funny lol)
Cheers!!
2006-08-01 19:49:01 · answer #1 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Later, that little old lady with the sleepy butt went to see a doctor. She told the doctor about her gaseous condition. Fortunately, she said, when I break wind, it isn't too loud and doesn't smell bad, so it's not socially awkward; however, I am concerned about my digestive health.
Here, said the doctor, take these pills.
Will these cure my gas, ask the elderly woman.
No, said the doctor, they'll help clear your nasal passages and improve your hearing; next appointment we'll work on the gas.
2006-08-01 20:01:21 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
between the funniest became this guy who became approximately 60, he looked like a homeless guy or woman yet actual had a place to stay. He needless to say had some psychological matters (yet i'm no longer making exciting of that). He walked all around and regarded completely happy. I observed him in a delightful's ice cream parlor at some point sitting on the counter. He became eating an ice cream cone, had it throughout his face, moustache, beard, and it basically regarded so gorgeous with the aid of fact he did no longer care, he became basically lovin' it!
2016-11-03 12:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by shea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked them both but the second one is better. An yes my hand was on the mouse. That was funny cuz as soon as I read that I started to take my hand off the mouse then read the part that said not to remove my hand cuz its too late.
2006-08-01 19:39:10 · answer #4 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't on the mouse Pendeho
2006-08-01 19:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one is not naughty. I don't read jokes while touching the mouse. It is relaxing bro.
And the first one sounds like... you know...
2006-08-04 07:10:52 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My hand was on Mouse too! Good humour.
2006-08-02 02:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I do have insufficient brain and sexual activity! Man, me horny stupid.
2006-08-01 19:36:28 · answer #8 · answered by mrcone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked the second joke
2006-08-01 19:34:36 · answer #9 · answered by dt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D awesome! yay! i can express myself here right? ugh check ya later ♥
2006-08-01 20:07:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋