Or is there a better food for someone suffering under the yoke of poverty?
Please don't say catfood, I'd be so lucky to be able to afford that.
2006-08-01 17:38:55 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
re:haters
I use my landlords computer in exchange for cleaning up after his dog.
I should be so lucky to have a computer. You must feel really blessed.
2006-08-01 17:44:15 · update #1
re:foreign devils
I do not live in america.
2006-08-01 17:53:38 · update #2
I hope you are joking - here in the joke section. - It needs some work.
The way it is this is a little unclear - kind of a downer. not what I look for here.
lol! the cleaning up dogshi*t - now thats funny. That's what I was looking for ....awwwlright.
I don't know whats up with all of these other people giving you advice and all - I don't believe a word of it. You would not have taken the time to put it in the jokes section if you were truely desolate - you're english and grammar are too good for you to be that ignorant.
That is funny as hell......rock on jellyfish.! ha ha.
2006-08-01 17:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by drewwers 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
This isn't a very funny joke.
No, Ramen is never an appropriate food to give to children. The noodles are deep-fried and contain virtually no nutrition. It has the same vitamin value as fried cardboard.
If you're really that hard up for food, you need to ask for assistance from your community. Virtually any community will have a WIC (Women Infants Children) program to teach you about nutrition and provide you with healthful food resources. Most communities also have some sort of food charity. Take advantage of those resources - they're there to help.
People invest in children's nutritional health because it benefits the entire community. Don't poison your children with ramen noodles.
2006-08-02 00:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by sugarpine25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ramen noodles are very un-nutritious. One guy told me (and this is uncorroborated) that his friend (that knew a friend that knew a cousin..) went blind eating that stuff for a week. He told me this when I ate Ramen noodles nonstop one spring break in college. To tell the truth, I didn't feel too well either. Actually if you look at the nutrition info there's not much in it ... carbos and lots of sodium. Cereal is pretty cheap and nutritious, with milk -- that's a good breakfast. For lunch, a peanut butter sandwich on enriched bread, with carrot sticks and apples. For dinner, how about mac & cheese, or pasta w/ tomato sauce.. those are pretty cheap too. How about checking out your local food bank? They have lots of donated food there and it's pretty good stuff. Also, do you have an Aldi's where you live? It's a discount grocery store with very good quality -- stuff is generally 50% cheaper than the grocery store. Also Big Lots & Target sell cheap food. Look for sales & use coupons, can save a lot there too.
P.S. why is everyone going on and on about the internet connection? there are free internet connections all over the place, libraries, cafes etc.
2006-08-02 00:48:28 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they will survive, but they will loose lots of weight and the poor nutrition will make them very susceptible to infections. Call your local Salvation Army which provides free lunches in most cases, apply for food stamps at your county welfare dept, if your kids are in school take them extra early for a free breakfast and they will also get a free lunch. That will leave you with dinner to worry about in which you can use the other resources I mentioned. If I knew what state you live in I could narrow it down but all I can tell you is that you dont have to starve. best of luck .
2006-08-02 00:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cereal all the way! Ramen noodles r cool, but soon they're gonna get sick of it. Ur best bet is to go to a homeless shelter and get free food there.
2006-08-02 00:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by Frankie_77♥♠♣ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ramen, the wonder noodle of the world....could live on it no problem. Might consider multi-vitamin to supplement!!!
Mac & Cheese kept me alive most of my childhood........bologna.......mmmm
Well, it appears some people have never "suffered" throught such things......get what you can afford...they will eat it. Most things nowadays are all the same(not very good for us anyway)
2006-08-02 00:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by macinfire 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm, well im sorry to hear if your being honest about this, thats absolutley no good, however it's hard to believe.. considering it seems like you have access to the internet, and a computer at home, dosen't sound like your that bad off?.
Maybe try Kraft Dinner, those noodles get tiring!.
2006-08-02 00:42:06 · answer #7 · answered by Lyssa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely not. That is the unhealthiest food ever. If you are seriously having problems try getting some state help ie EBT.
2006-08-02 00:44:00 · answer #8 · answered by Jackal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOOK I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR GOING THUR I HAVE BEEN THERE!!!! GO TO THE DEPT OF HUMAN SERVICES IN YOUR AREA GET ON FOOD STAMPS, YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO GO THERE THEY WILL CALL AND SET UP A PHONE APPT. EVEN IF ITS A PAYPHONE. ALSO CALL FOR LOCAL FOOD BANKS IN YOUR AREA AND CHURCHES. NOW IF YOU DONT HAVE OR CANT GET TO A PHONE(i have been so broke in the past i didnt even have 50 cents for a phone) YOU WRITE TO ME AT ASPHALTANGEL77@YAHOO.COM AND GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS WHERE YOU LIVE I WILL DO THE CALLING FOR YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU GET HELP. YOU CAN GET FREE DAYCARE EVERYTHING. IF YOUR KIDS ARE UNDER 16 YOU CAN GET ON WIC THEY GIVE ALOT OF FOOD TO HELP RAISE UR KID RIGHT!!!!! I WILL HELP MY NAME IS TRUDY...YOU CAN EVEN CALL 1-800- CHARITY IF YOU NEED A CAR TO GO TO WORK
2006-08-02 00:55:08 · answer #9 · answered by asphaltangel77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are always the Marie Callender's frozen meals. Those are in grocery stores and only a couple dollars each.
2006-08-02 00:48:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋