Willys cynical thought for the day;
Dog for sale: eats anything and is very fond of fugging children!
Just because a girl has tattoos or pierced nipples doesn’t make her easy.
Your grandmother was not a cheap whore in a piano bar!
You know how I take your temperature in your butt? Well, uncle Steve was just taking Mommy’s temperature.
Don’t tell your mother that you saw me run over Fluffy. Tell her you saw some Puerto Ricans do it.
Don’t worry little Leon, just because you’re black doesn’t mean you can’t grow up to be president.
And the number one lie told by parents:
I’m your father!
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2006-08-01 17:22:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; Willys Jokes archives! Best Jokes anywhere!
2006-08-01 17:22:31 · update #1
how about i love you? lol...j/k. or....mommy drinks b/c you cry? lmao. that's horrible...but hilarious! omg i can't wait to have kids!!! lmao.
2006-08-01 17:44:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Will you get your finger out of you nose!!!!! Your eyeballs are going to fall out!! lol. Now I say it to my son..hahaha
He only just turned four by the way.
2006-08-02 01:54:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Luke Skywalker fell for that last one!
2006-08-02 00:31:02 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't get your finger out of your nose, a booger is going to get it!
2006-08-02 00:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
no the mailman aint your father.. where did you pick that up?
2006-08-02 00:32:17 · answer #5 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your daddy went on vacation he will be back soon
2006-08-02 00:29:03 · answer #6 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait... so vader was lying when he said
"luke.... I am your father!"??
2006-08-02 00:31:20 · answer #7 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I'm your father lol thanks for the lie i mean laugh check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 00:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do babies come from?
the store.
2006-08-02 01:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oamLmao!!bomber!
2006-08-02 00:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋