2006-08-01 17:17:07 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Spamandham, "lazer" is the Spanish way to say "a whale's vagina"
2006-08-01 17:23:18 · update #1
God doesn't have a body that you can put anywhere -- he's incorporeal.
2006-08-01 17:19:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't specify if this would be performed in a vacuum, or with an atmosphere. but depending on the intensity of the laser, and the density of God's being, you'd probably just see a red circle appear on god's surface, after having bounced aroudn the mirrors a bunch of times. It would be just like the professor with the laser pointer at lecture. Except you'd be pointing at God, and I'm not sure God would appreciate that. Although God probably has a good sense of humor, and finds this question just as entertaining as I do.
2006-08-01 17:22:52 · answer #2 · answered by Have_ass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then you would have shot a lazer in a room with mirrors. God is in every room in every place in the world. He cannot be contained in a single place.
2006-08-01 17:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by GroundZERO 63 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
could someone Put you in a salt shaker and then give you a flashlight?...God isn't flesh& bones (1) and (2) he can't be put anywhere- UNLESS he is in your heart and you got in a room full of mirrors w/the Laser (lazer). Then i guess you would be placing God in the room indirectly..? why would you want to do that anyway?
2006-08-01 17:25:36 · answer #4 · answered by Shuffleking Jr. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that one definition of God is: all that is. So, using that definition you would be putting everything that is inside a room therefore creating a paradox and everything would be destroyed before you got a chance to use your lazer!
2006-08-01 17:23:22 · answer #5 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
World War 3?
2006-08-01 17:21:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lazer beam would reflect from mirror to mirror.
2006-08-01 17:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by eboue1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is invincible. Plus he's omnipresent so I'm pretty sure it already happened but of course he wouldn't be hurt. And how on Earth can a Human put God inside of a place. That's impossible.
2006-08-01 17:21:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The laser would bounce around the mirrors until it hit God. That is if he's corporal at the time. If not, the light will eventually diffuse.
2006-08-01 17:19:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Pink Floyd show Breaks out
2006-08-01 17:20:28 · answer #10 · answered by Patrick Bateman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The lazer will disappear
2006-08-01 17:19:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋