What can I do to bring my cat and my relationship up?

Question

I love my cat.

Recently, me and my cat have been discovering ourselves. It all started when he began to rub up against me when I got out of the shower. I picked her up, as I usually do, and placed him on the sink.

But then something took over.

I felt...aroused my the sight of my cat. I couldn't control myself, and soon enough I found myself inserting my penis into the cat. She didn't like it at first, but then she began to accept it and somehow enjoyed it too. I found myself very pleased, and felt like I had found a new lover.

We've been doing this a few months now, and my cat has started to want it more than me. What can I do to please my cat even further?

Answer 1

you must have a very, very tiny penis.. you poor 'little' man

Answer 2

no no no that is the wrong thing to do your cat might be pregnat with your babys elstupido that is why she liked it.Go to the doctor and get her checked today. Then by her cat toys and things like that. Pamper her like shes a princess. dont ever do that again.

Answer 3

I highly doubt this is a true story, especially since your cat keeps changing its sex throughout the tale -- even in the same sentence! In the first paragraph the cat is he, her, and him.

Answer 4

Wow, just wow. Are you serious. No, don't answer. I know the answer to that, you can't be. At first you refer to your cat as a 'he' and then later when you describe your first encounter, you then refer to the cat as a 'she'.

Answer 5

Get a life and a girlfriend or boyfriend in your case, but after you ******* your cat I doubt anyone will want you, you sick bastard.

Answer 6

you are very sick how can you do that to a cat.

Answer 7

u r so sick this sound false

Answer 8

******* furries.

Answer 9

consider suicide