What is the best yo mama joke you ever heard?

Question

give me your best

Answer 1

Yo mama so nasty she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs.

Answer 2

yo mama is so ugly ,that if there was an ugly context the judges would say "Sorry no professionals"


yo momma's like a door knob, every one get a turn

yo momma's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw

yo momma's like a light switch, easy to turn on

yo momma's like a tv, a two year old can turn her on.

yo momma is so desperate she told me that she would give me a ******** for a quarter.

yo momma is so horny she's on the fence sayin' here kitty kitty.

Answer 3

Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on a quarter a bogger came out of George Washington's nose.

Answer 4

Yo mama's so poor that when a cigarette fell down her chimney she yelled "clap yer hands and stomp yer feet, thank the Lord we have some heat."

Answer 5

Yo Mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" He told her to move her fat a** out of the way.

Answer 6

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Answer 7

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Answer 8

yo mamas so fat the when the casheir asked what sized bucket she wanted,she said the one on the roof.

Answer 9

Yo mama is so poor she thinks WIC stands for "Welfare is Cool"...

Answer 10

Yo momma so ugly she use poison ivy for makeup and roadkill for perfume!