There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said "Come on mate, get in!"
"No" replied the man. "God will save me!"
The flood got very high now and the man had to stand on the roof of his house.
A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.
"No, God will save me!" he said
Eventually he died by drowning.
He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God, "Why didn't you save me?"
God replied, "For goodness sake! I sent a boat and a helicopter. What more do you want!"
2006-08-01 16:10:09 · 25 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PERFECT!
God will someday say "You idiot!, I sent Stem Cell research, organ transplants and gene therapy, What more do you want!"
2006-08-01 16:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Funny Funny!
2006-08-01 23:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by Rayquaza Ice 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is an old saying that if he himself do not come he sends somebody to help you.here in this case the person could not understand and paid the price.
2006-08-01 23:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by suchsi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want 10 points
2006-08-01 23:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by Kelli 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and sadly it could be true....and i also agree with spin.....ppl think that if god is gonna do something it's gonna be with a grotesque display of his power, but he sent a baby to save the world....a baby whose birth went practically unnoticed.....he can and does move however he sees fit....he uses ppl to do his work sometimes!
2006-08-01 23:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by hot_fat_chik1982 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man has alwys ignored the obvious in his search for the mystery.
2006-08-01 23:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is true god works in many ways but we just dont realy now it when he does and also that was a littel bit sad but true
2006-08-01 23:16:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God moves in mysterious ways. (It's a good joke)
2006-08-01 23:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke!
2006-08-02 06:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by GS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute check ya later â¥
2006-08-02 00:21:11 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋