English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
Coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this list.

2006-08-01 15:45:26 · 12 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

lol! dew*!! ahaha..that 14!

2006-08-01 15:52:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I sh*t I'm laughing so hard because I DID scroll up to check that there was no # 9 on the list!

2006-08-01 22:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by FearlessLdr 2 · 0 0

I use my cell phone to call my son upstairs to make sure he's up. I also use my husband's cell phone to help me locate mine.
And I can relate to most of these examples.
oh, yeah, my sister and I planned our camping trip on the computer.

2006-08-01 22:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0 0

OMG lol i really didnt notice # 9 and i really did check.. lol this is funny

2006-08-02 00:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0 0

i saw it before but its still funny i like #1

2006-08-02 00:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by lisa 3 · 0 0

wow i scrolled up then down again just like u said.

2006-08-01 23:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by pirates please 1 · 0 0

ok?....sounds like a chain message from an email or more like MySpace

2006-08-01 22:51:10 · answer #7 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0 0

lol i've heard these before sorry check ya later ♥

2006-08-02 00:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

Hahahahahaha........that was too god.;-]
9.U have hundreds of certificates...........on the net

2006-08-01 23:18:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You know you are not funny when......you know you are not funny

2006-08-01 23:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by Rayquaza Ice 3 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers