Me and my hubby argus went to the local zoo the other day and there was an elephant show. It was so neat because the elephant was dressed like a balerina. Whats strange was the elephant was a guy and it lifted its back leg and began squirting pee everywhere. People were shouting and kids were screaming. It was a very hot humid day in utah and the urine was splashing all over the crowd.
My huggy argus ran and hid underneath the bleachers. A kid that was running away slipped on the pee and landed on his face giving him a nose blead while his mother was trying to help him up and the urine was smacking the back of her head. I then thought of an idea and rushed towards the elepahnt and crawled underneath it and placed his urine spraying pole in my mouth and took alot of the impact. It was pretty bad but I wanted to be a hero or heroin whichever it is. I thought Id get a reward for it but then everyone stopped screaming and all laughed at me. One guy even kicked me in the head.Never again
2006-08-01 15:12:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
What the hell are you smoking?
2006-08-01 15:22:41 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
This is more of a series of questions rather than answers...1. what the hell were you and your hubby on? and where can I buy some of it? It sounds like drugs that you took are the ones that may have killed elvis. 2. what the hell kind of elephant freak show were you at? 3. why is it that when a child is laying face down in piss bleeding, we assume that he is in a position that he does not want to be in?
2006-08-01 23:12:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sherry L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off if you do have a husband, you have some issues to deal with. The fact that his name is argus speaks volumes, and the fact that you would put an elephant wanger in your mouth is oblivious. You need some serious help, not only with your mental stability, but with your whole attire. My suggestion to you is to go to your local lowes, and get some concrete shoes, and go swimming at your local water hole.
2006-08-02 22:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by iiboogeymanii 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah you did the right thing. Think on now, the next time you see a drama unfolding right before your eyes, make sure to throw yourself into the midst of it all, especially if it is a 50 car pile up on the motorway! Freak!
2006-08-01 22:19:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tatsbabe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Such obvious talent in creative story telling... wasted on Yahoo answers.
Go find an agent... try cleaning up your stories... and you might end up writing the next big kids' story.
Cheers:)
2006-08-01 22:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by Gryphon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a hero to the elephant, that's for sure.
2006-08-01 22:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by ralph w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your ugly face scared the elephant-stay away from the zoo--or they may put you in the gorilla cage---P>S> see a dentist---you got a great future as a bullshit teller!!!If you live around morons or monkeys
2006-08-02 12:27:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a really active imagination. Too bad your wasting it, thinking up bullsh*t.
2006-08-02 11:38:04 · answer #8 · answered by ms.melancholy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a true hero. As far as piss drinkers go, you're tops!
2006-08-01 22:20:10 · answer #9 · answered by sad_dole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A) That wasn't even a funny story
2) You're sick
2006-08-01 22:54:45 · answer #10 · answered by singlemom1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad burn gurl,
I'm surely ashamed to say my last name is yokum.
Your mama must be rollin' in her grave.
that were me who kicked you gurl...acting a fool like you wuz.
~~grannie
2006-08-02 15:56:52 · answer #11 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋