How do you make southern hog meat cookies?

Question

If I remember right its:

1 lb of washed hog meat
1/2 cup of hog cooked water
2 cups flour

I just forgot how to cook it. Im making these yummys for the kids in the trailer park. Any advise would be appreciated

Answer 1

no the recipe is :-

1 possum (preferably dead)
2 bags of flour (from walmart)
1 sticky noony
and a pair of hedge trimmers

I cant remember exactly how to cook it, but it should be pretty obvious from the ingredients

Answer 2

I thought you were joking, Meat, but I looked on Farmer John's website and they have a recipe for bacon cookies!

Breakfast Cookies

1-1/4 cups Flour
2/3 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Grape Nut Cereal or cereal of your choice
1 Tbs. Baking Powder
1 Tbs. Orange Peel grated
1/2 lb. Farmer John® Bacon cooked crisp, then crumbled
1/2 cup soft Margarine or Butter
1 Egg
2 Tbs. frozen Orange Juice thawed, undiluted

1: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Combine flour, sugar, cereal, baking powder. Add remaining ingredients and mix well.
2: Drop by Tbs. 2" apart on ungreased cookie sheet.
3: Bake 10-12 minutes in oven.

Answer 3

1 cup of post anal sex butt juice-preferably the chunky
1/2 cup yellow corn meal, from the back of the cabinet, whit the weevels in it.
1 1/2 cups of warm stale beer
1 old uncooked hot dog left un covered in the fridge for a questionabkle amount of time'
oh
and dont forget the ten other june bugs

Answer 4

1/4 cup of Old moldy smelly hot dogs from a donkey's @ss
1/2 cup of Hog's piss
2 cups of SH!T

Answer 5

Why are you making hog meat cookies when you should be cooking meth?!??! You need to provide for yer youngins.

Answer 6

the main thing to remeber is you want to cook them when your hot and sweaty
so that when you are forming the cookie you can wipe a little of that sweat from you pit on them,
helps give them that crunch.

Answer 7

Are you trying to make all the kids in the neighborhood hate you?

Answer 8

I'm I the only one who thinks your f***ed up???