How can i NOT get into heaven?

Question

I'm a good person. Help the needy. Dont talk bad about people. Don't lie, steal or murder etc. But how do i NOT get into heaven? What if I dont want to spend eternity with the rest of the religious folk?

Answer 1

Well, start with the blaspheming.It's the easiest and can be done immediately.Refuse to get married,and start having sex. or come out of the closet and have a same gender relationship.It's best to avoid the killing and the stealing and all that.Jail's not fun.Oh! And mouth off to your parents.If they're being weenies,give them what for! And constantly ogle someone elses husband.I'm not saying get all grabby grabby on another woman's guy, but wishing your man had an *** like Johnny Depp is nothing to be ashamed of,even thought the religious types say it is.And the cool thing is,you can do all of this without breaking any laws!!! With luck, that should be bad enough to keep you out of heaven and away from those religious wackos.Oh! and 1 more thing! When you die, and start down that tunnel, take a left at the light.There'll be a huge party there.Don't go right.Hell is down that way.And don't go straight, that'll bring you right to that heaven place.So remember, a left at the light.Btw, people from hell do visit sometimes, because what's a party without Jimi Hendrix?

Answer 2

Heaven is something different according to every religion. Heaven is actually our home, place of rest, and earth is where we are sent to improve our souls by learning the hard lessons of life. That is why it is said that "in pain we grow".Heaven is not a boring place to be at by any means, and is not there for "religious folk" I know what you mean, but indulge your self and rent a movie "What dreams may come". It may not be completely accurate, but can give you a different idea of heaven that may not be so boring. And also, I really don't believe that heaven is for religious people. What about suicide bombers? They are religious, but the last place they are going is heaven. Guess what? How about you continue living the way you have been in the past, and then we see where you go. Even if there is no afterlife, you will be remembered as a nice person. If there is Heaven, you may just get surprised with all the activities there will be for busy bees such as your self. Good luck.

Answer 3

You don't have to do anything just know right from wrong and reject what the Lord Jesus Christ did on the cross for you. He died for your sins, He was buried and took your sins away and He rose again the third day for your justification. You maybe fooled when you go to hell, there will be many religious people there but in hell you will be crying for mercy and you want worry about who else is there. Religion is when you have to do something. Grace is when God does something for you. Ephesians 2: 8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Ephesians 2: 9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Answer 4

Not all of us are religious, many of us actually want to rid our lives of hypocrisy.

Jesus said the Kingom of Heaven is within you, its when you let God be God in your life and you stop trying so hard.

Your good deeds don't do very much for you.
If a man broke into my house and murdered my wife and then a week later tried to give me a million dollars to make up for it, do you think that a million dollars would do it? And neither will yours.

Important! - If your heart is open to God and then if you feel any type of ristriction, or anything turning you off from God, then you have not percieved God as He wants to be percieved by you.

If you saw yourself the way God sees you, you would break down and cry.

Answer 5

Rom 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Rom 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
Rom 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Rom 3:13 Their throat [is] an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps [is] under their lips:
Rom 3:14 Whose mouth [is] full of cursing and bitterness:
Rom 3:15 Their feet [are] swift to shed blood:
Rom 3:16 Destruction and misery [are] in their ways:
Rom 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
Rom 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.
Rom 3:19 Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God.
Rom 3:20 Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law [is] the knowledge of sin.
Rom 3:21 But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets;
Rom 3:22 Even the righteousness of God [which is] by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference:
Rom 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Rev 20:11 And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was found no place for them.
Rev 20:12 And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is [the book] of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
Rev 20:13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works.
Rev 20:14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.
Rev 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.


Joh 12:48 He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day.


You don't have to do a thing; you're already locked in to Hell.

I would say "enjoy", but I know you won't.

Dear Old Dad

Answer 6

good deeds won't open the gates of heaven. Simple example: If an athiest (not you) doesn't believe in God, how can he expect to enter a place where there is a God? He could be the kindest, honest, loyal person in the world, but if he thinks that his good deeds will save him, where would he go? There is only heaven and hell.

You have to give God thanks for being the person you are. Besides no one is perfect. Everyone has sinned

Answer 7

All you have to do is accept the fact that your a sinner and ask God for forgiveness. Christ died for us so that we could be saved. Dont worry about hanging out with religious people though, lol. Some people are overly religious to where they feel superior and judge... I still think that Christians make some of the best friends though. I admire people like you; You sound like you just like to do good things. Thats awesome, keep it up.

Answer 8

Being a good person and helping is not what it takes to get to Heaven. You must be a born again believer, by confessing your sins and believing that Jesus died for your sins.
God looks at your heart. He knows if it is full of good or evil.
The bible says that the righteous are going to barely make it in so what do think about the ones who think they are just by doing good deeds. That's not it you see God doesn't need us, we need Him. If it wasn't for his Grace and mercy many of us would have been cut off a long time ago. Think about that.

Answer 9

If you had been educated about what the opposite of Heaven is you would not wish for this. If you are interested in learning what Hell is like, read the book "23 minutes in Hell". If you still want to go there after reading the first couple of chapters, then God have mercy on you.

Answer 10

It's not possible for anyone to not go to heaven because Christ reconciled all people. So you don't have to worry about just the religious folk being there.