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I am just curious because my wife just called the cops on me AGAIN!

2006-08-01 14:21:57 · 25 answers · asked by SlapADog 4 in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

25 answers

sure and you can even get an education in jail thanks to the tax payers

2006-08-01 14:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by cutiepie81289 7 · 3 1

You could be getting a lot of free food. But the BIG plus is that you will be getting away from your wife for a while

2006-08-01 21:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by Ferret 5 · 1 0

Yea man free food no work just enjoy the indoor holidays

2006-08-01 21:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Azul 6 · 1 0

Yeah free food.

2006-08-01 21:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 1 0

well if you have ever had a job your taxes started paying then.Then you got your court cost.and they lock you up like a caged animial.I would say it's anything but free but you don't have to pay for the slop they call food when you get it.

2006-08-01 21:37:36 · answer #5 · answered by Desperado 5 · 1 0

Yeah, but it's not that good. On Monday I found a pube in my mac'n cheese and today the ranch dressing tasted like it had a little something extra in it.

2006-08-01 21:31:18 · answer #6 · answered by C B 6 · 1 0

I heard thee was a county jail in Texas, that requires prisoners to buy their peanut butter sandwiches. It prisoners complain, they are told "Don't come back'.

2006-08-01 22:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 1 0

yes, free food, free room and board...
free everything, in some jails you even get cable..
have fun, say hi to Bubba for me, I heard he is looking for a good "wife"...
haha
LOL

2006-08-01 21:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by The Chesire Cat 6 · 1 0

Nope, You pay for your incarceration by doing menial tasks for no money. Enjoy making licence plates, doing laundry and bending over.

2006-08-01 21:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Free food, and complimentary buttock service, too, also known as pillow fluffing.

2006-08-01 22:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, except on Thursdays. Thursdays are hot dog days and you have to pay for your own hot dog. They give you the bun, though.

2006-08-01 21:29:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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