how do you throw fireball (kamehameha, hadouken, etc) in real life?

Question

i want to do an energyh blast 2 kill people with. (for self defense)

shuld i take tai chi classes or get into meditation. what is a good way 2 get ur Ki to a level where u can trhow fireball?

Answer 1

OK. I'll bite, and hope you are being serious.

While I practice Chinese internal arts (tai chi and yi chuan) and am a believer in chi, at the same time I can tell you with absolute certainty that there is no kamehameha, no hadouken, or any other way you can knock a person down without physically touching him. (Unless you have a weapon, of course.)

My teacher, who is the best martial artist I have ever met (and I have met many), can literally blow me away with an open handed strike. And that's when he's being nice. If he wanted to really hurt me, he would not be trying to knock me over. He would shatter my spine by putting his chi in me instead of through me. (He has given me just a taste of what it would feel like and it's very very scary.)

A lot of people ask why such a person would not enter the UFC. I enjoy the UFC as much as the next guy, and so does my teacher, but he does not really care enough about proving himself to go through the trouble. It does not matter to him whether people think Matt Hughes or Rickson Gracie or anyone else is the best martial artist in the world (again no disrespect to these gentlemen whose skills are phenomenal). He just knows what he knows. He does not even care about teaching his art to as many people as possible -- only to a select few people whom he trusts and I am lucky enough to be one of them.

But even he says knocking someone over without touching him or her is plain bogus.

Answer 2

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how do you throw fireball (kamehameha, hadouken, etc) in real life?
i want to do an energyh blast 2 kill people with. (for self defense)

shuld i take tai chi classes or get into meditation. what is a good way 2 get ur Ki to a level where u can trhow fireball?

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Answer 4

Go to bed with a girl like Paris Hilton, she'll show you how to throw fireballs.

Answer 5

the roo, your teacher sounds like a very interesting person. i'm very impressed that you speak with an open mind and don't spit crap about how tma will break mma's neck and how mma is not good for fighting.

Answer 6

There is a way young one. Go to a mexican restaraunt and eat a lot of refried beans. Go to your enemies lair and pull down your pants with lighter in hand. Ring the door bell and when your two enemies open the door blow your "O" ring and flick your bic'-----That should do the trick.

Answer 7

keep practising at one point u ll get .U just have to believe in it .all the other dont know **** about hadouken .just keep calm and do your moves just as the goku does . TRUST ME ,NOT JOKING

Answer 8

You don't. It's make believe. It's not possible. Too much Dragon Ballz, Naruto, and Avatar. No such thing as an air bender either.

Answer 9

i guess you could light a tennis ball on fire making it a "fireball" and then chuck it at something, watch out though... flaming tennis balls can hurt if you touch them. Just a forewarning...

Answer 10

U MUST BE CRAZY!!! MOVE OUT OF UR MOTHER'S HOUSE!!!