i thought he was supposed to ride down to earth on a chariot made of chocolate feathers already... he was late for the year 2000, now seriously, where is he?
2006-08-01 13:57:42 · 40 answers · asked by misterlyle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There is the possibility that he's already come back - and nobody noticed it. There's a whole lot the blind never sees and the deaf never hears.
2006-08-01 15:02:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ninizi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's not late and he wasn't suppose to come 2000 years ago, He's coming on His time the Bible says that not even Jesus knows when Gods coming back, be ready.
2006-08-01 14:01:43 · answer #2 · answered by airowens25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is clear that you have read or heard of the second coming and by make light of the knowledge you have presented you denote that you are hurting and need affection, are lost for answers, listening to others that have no idea of what will transpire in the near future. So why did you fall to the side of believing in Jesus? anyhow, Jesus has not come because if he did at this moment where would you go to---heaven or hell (yes these two places are real even if you prefer not to believe at the end you may well regret your choice in life----for whosoever does not believe is condemn to go to hell.
2006-08-01 14:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by Lifeline 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, He was never due to arrive in a chariot of chocolate feathers, and He was never "due" to arrive at a certain time, anyway.
2006-08-01 14:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Iamnotarobot (former believer) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh sweeaheart. sometimes expectations of faith involve a few last minute changes of plan. and then of course some day you might come to realize that the line between faith and superstition can be quite fine indeed. jesus will come back some day, i promise. give him an extra millennia or two and he'll be there for ya.
2006-08-01 14:06:35 · answer #5 · answered by emptiedfull 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he's running from immigration.
If you're talking about the saviour.. well, it's hard to reanimate the bones of a 2000 year old corpse.
2006-08-01 14:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by umwut? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus has perfect timing, don't worry. And I don't think there's chocolate feathers involved
2006-08-01 14:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by trace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I think he's waiting for Zues, Athena, Aphrodite, Allah, Buddah, and a few other gods before he comes down. Apparently those other ones can never get their crap together and always make jesus late.
2006-08-01 14:02:09 · answer #8 · answered by Jim K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last I heard, he just made Saturn. So, he still has a few more planets to go before getting to Earth.
2006-08-01 14:01:52 · answer #9 · answered by protos2222222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's the question you should be asking: is jesus the messiah or not? if he is, then we should be living in a perfect world by now since he already came once, and there shouldnt be a need for him to come twice. so i vote no.
2006-08-01 14:05:08 · answer #10 · answered by frotw 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋