Ok.. If your going to be offended by this I dont care.. Leave now.. feel free to answers.. Like I said you dont have to continue.. but feel free to tell me how you feel......
You those people? Yes those, the ones that bang on your door til you just cant stand it anymore and answer, I know a lot of people have done some crazy wacked out sh*t to get them go away.. What have you done? I know the biggest are the jehovah witnesses and mormons around here!.. So anyways.. if you where to recomend how to make them giddy up outta there quicker then they came.. what would it be?
Please remember this is just a fun question.. dont get serious as far as being offended..
2006-08-01 13:41:52 · 17 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You those people.. sorry meant.. You know those people?
2006-08-01 13:42:49 · update #1
My husband opens the door *ss naked, all 300 lb's of him, they usually dont stick around!
2006-08-01 13:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 22⤊ 5⤋
A simple NO SOLICITATION sign works wonders. LDS missionaries will respect that.
I did have a problem with some Jehovah Witnesses and was getting really frustrated with my husband, because he was just trying to be nice to them, but I kept telling him that he was leading them on, anyway to make a long story short they came one day right after my husband and father in law had brought out this seven foot santa. They had put it right by the door. The one member of the Jehovah Witnesses couldn't take his eyes off of it. I'm sure that they thought that we worshipped Santa or something because they never came back after that. Anyway......
most times though if you just put one of those signs up on your door or front window that will take care of the problem.
2006-08-01 20:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mormon"s gave me 'the evil eye' and asked me 'Do you know Satan?!' when I told them I didn't want to study with them because I believed in the Trinity. The jv's don't believe Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit are only one person either. When asked 'how can one person be father and son?' and I answered, 'the same as I am a mother and a daughter and a sister. I don't have to be three different people to be all those.
2006-08-01 21:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Nancy D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a couple of the living across the street from me. It can be a challenge and fun to get them to leave.
The one time they came over, I told them that if they were here to socialize they could stay.....If they were here to discuss religion or attempt to solicit me in any way shape or form, they would be leaving by way of airborne express.
They didn't stick around.
2006-08-01 23:06:28 · answer #4 · answered by salembog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why not just answer your door and say you're not interested in what they have to say. Why hide on your own property? If you put a trespassing sign on your door, Jehovah's Witnesses won't come there.
2006-08-01 20:48:20 · answer #5 · answered by rach 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a Basset Hound or two. Why? Because when they bark, they sound like 400 pound mutants. We've had pizza men run back to their cars and refuse to get out. The Mormons run like Hell...no pun intended.
2006-08-01 20:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im serious!! that is sooooooooo true johovah witness my ***!! lol...ur the best for mentioning that this gurl is 13 and she comes up to me and i like " do u wanna be a jehovah witness u should its better than christian religion" !! oh god know he save me cuz i would have beat her and her mammah!!!
2006-08-01 20:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by kbabez2nite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put a sign on your door that says "If your gonna preach to me when I answer the door....keep on walkin...cause God dont live here anymore"
2006-08-01 20:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, it takes me a VERY long time to get irritated, so I would just wait until they would leave.
2006-08-01 20:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by kagomeluvsu2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burn down my house. There. Now they won't be knocking at my door!
2006-08-01 20:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you are Catholic. This usually puts bounce in their step.
2006-08-01 21:04:25 · answer #11 · answered by vixen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋