2006-08-01 13:33:28 · 10 answers · asked by Smegma Stigma 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At a little roadside grill in Arnette Texas called The Hollyrood. It's the third door to the left when you go down the rear hall to the bathrooms. Just inside there'll be an old man, he's usually whittling a piece of balsa wood into some damn thing or another. Now he is the Watchman. You have to bring him a vial of baby tears (and an order of onion rings from the Sonic restaurant over in Galveston, he loves Sonic). When you present him with the Offering you must repeat these words EXACTLY as they appear here: Chamomile tea is my favourite drink when the snow falls in Margaret Thatcher's garden. Good luck! (And bring your sunblock, SPF 6000)
2006-08-01 13:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just answered a very similar question for zoeksalamandar, and I'll say the same thing:
There is no exit. Just ask Sartre
Of course, if this thing in the Middle East gets much worse, there might well be a gigantic hole blown thru the center of the Earth & we're all just gonna get sucked down into it. It'll be an emergency all right, and it will be the last exit. No other egress.
2006-08-02 00:40:15 · answer #2 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stained old toilet with the "Out of Order, Do Not Flush" sign.
2006-08-01 21:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by go away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a right at the light,
Keep going straight until night,
Then boy you're on your own...
2006-08-01 21:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
china
2006-08-01 20:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by avatard 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the hole in the ozone layer.
2006-08-01 21:35:29 · answer #6 · answered by nafarius333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
evidently Afghanistan. it worked for Osama.
2006-08-01 22:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by scratchwhiplash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldn't u like to know but that is for me to know and for u not to know
2006-08-01 20:43:26 · answer #8 · answered by mad dog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
under its bed.
2006-08-01 20:36:58 · answer #9 · answered by funny_bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A black hole...
2006-08-01 20:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by .::.Jessica.::. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋