what's the easiest way to get a hooker in london?

Question

tell me where i can get them easily.

Answer 1

step 1, go for a drive
step 2,try finding a train station
step 3,have a look round for the old bill
step 4,check wallet for cash,lots of i would imagine
step 5,wait for some loose woman to approach you offering her services.
step 6,ask her if she can do the works a bit cheaper
step 7,go somewhere in the car.
step 8,park up
step 9,do what you intend to do.
step 10,give her cash
step 11,clean yourself up.
step 12,drive home
step 13,go and scrub yourself down
step 14,start scratching downstairs
step 15,ring the clinic for iffy diseases and book an emergency appointment
step 16,apply creams to infected areas
step 17,pray to the lord this clears up,
step 18,realise what a silly boy you have been and vow never to do it again.

i thank you

Answer 2

Kings Cross railway station.
Failing that, phone direct enquiries up, ask for Paul McCartney's number. Should you be fortunate enough to be given it, phone him, and ask if he knows the whereabouts of his estranged wife.

Answer 3

stand on a street corner in soho, they will find you